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Joe Rogaine

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The most ridiculous movies ever made
« on: July 29, 2010, 03:19:55 AM »
My vote goes for The Thing With Two Heads a white bigot and a black soul brother share the same body.




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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2010, 11:03:43 AM »
The Baby (1973): a 30 year old man-baby is forced to live in a perpetual state of infancy by his overbearing mother and two horny sisters. The whole thing is lighthearted and enjoyably weird until the breastfeeding/cattle prod scene.

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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2010, 11:12:50 AM »
Thundercrack!
Remember how he couldn't stop his leg?

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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2010, 11:49:46 AM »
I love Thundercrack!.

How about Story of Ricky?

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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2010, 12:31:01 PM »
Yeah! Story of Ricky, and Eagle Shooting Heroes as well. Totally bonkers.
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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2010, 01:14:18 PM »
Deafula.

It's exactly what it sounds like.

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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2010, 01:59:25 PM »
Street Trash (1987)

The "most ridiculous" superlative was sealed for me near the end of the film. The bad guy - freshly beheaded - uses his last glance to look up the heroine's skirt.
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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2010, 06:49:17 PM »
I mean...I seriously cannot believe to this day that somebody greenlit "Junior"

I think Laser Mission is a classic, as well as Dead Heat with Joe Piscopo and Treat WIlliams.
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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2010, 10:52:55 PM »
The Story of Ricky is indeed pretty insane all around. 

I recently saw the Sgt. Pepper movie for the first time.  The one with Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees.  The people that made that movie clearly hated the Beatles.
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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2010, 11:06:48 PM »
I Haven't actually seen this one, but I feel kinda like I have after hearing Patton Oswalt talk about ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Bed:_The_Bed_That_Eats ... (people!!)
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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2010, 03:07:20 AM »
Deafula.

It's exactly what it sounds like.


Is that the Peter Wolf? Is there some kind of sign genre out there? What do they have against subtitles, hearing haters!

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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2010, 03:13:58 AM »
Thundercrack!


No clips of Thundercrack! on Youtube? It kind of sounds like The Room crossed with a porno.

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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2010, 10:18:20 AM »
Hence no clips on YouTube.

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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2010, 10:31:43 AM »
Fantasy Mission Force:

From Wikipedia:
Nominally set during World War II, the film begins with a Japanese attack on an Allied military camp, which a map reveals to be somewhere in Canada. After four Allied Generals, including one who introduces himself as Abraham Lincoln, are taken hostage by the Japanese troops, Lieutenant Don Wen  is called in to organize a rescue effort (rejected candidates for the job include  James Bond, Snake Plissken, Rocky Balboa and Karl Maka from the Hong Kong film Aces Go Places).

With promises of a huge reward, Don Wen rounds up a group of misfits for the job, which includes two kilt-wearing soldiers, a hobo (Old Sun), a supposed escape artist (Greased Lightning), con artist Billy, and the femme fatale Lily (Brigitte Lin), who sports knee-high red leather boots and a bazooka. En route to the Japanese base where the kidnapped Generals are being held (apparently located in Luxembourg according to the film), the group encounters two small time crooks, Sammy and Emily (Jackie Chan and Ling Chang), who follow them in hope that they will lead them to a cache of money.

As they continue on, Don Wen is seemingly killed in a surprise ambush by spear-wielding tribesmen, and soon the group is captured by a tribe of cannibalistic Amazons led by an effeminate man in a tuxedo. After obliterating the Amazon tribe the group spends the night in a haunted house full of hopping vampires before reaching their goal.

Once there they find the Generals held hostage gone and the base littered with the dead bodies of Japanese soldiers. Before the group can figure out what has happened they are attacked by sword and axe-brandishing Japanese Nazis riding in 1970s-era muscle cars.

Here the plot takes a turn for the melodramatic as the group is wiped out one by one by a machine gun, with another killed by a sword in the buttocks. In the end, with only Sammy and Emily left standing, Don Wen arrives and explains that he planned the whole thing from the beginning so that his rescue team and the Japanese soldiers would kill each other off, leaving him alone to collect the reward. Aiming to silence the last witnesses, Don Wen shoots Emily and Sammy is forced to fight him one-on-one.

After a long martial arts fight scene Don Wen is defeated as Sammy detonates explosives hidden in the main building, obliterating it. The Generals soon show up and demand to know why they weren't rescued earlier, but all Sammy does is dismiss them with the line "I don't know any Generals. To me you look like clowns."

The film ends with a wounded Sammy and Emily driving off together in a jeep, the Generals chasing after them.


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Re: The most ridiculous movies ever made
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2010, 10:44:00 AM »
Hence no clips on YouTube.

I think I"ve only ever seen a shitty VHS duped a thousand times copy of that thing.

Oh, another one along the same vein: Todd Haynes' Superstar.
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