Every week Tom takes off, the more excited I get for the return. Tom often talks about the Best Show continuing on in his head, non-stop throughout the week, right? By now, he's probably trembling with all the pent-up comedy. He's probably got bulging comedy veins at his temples and along his neck. There are probably sweat droplets of hilarity beading on his forehead right now, which he will soon dab at with an equally hilarious hanky.
I wouldn't be at all surprised if Tom comes back with a 6 hour extravaganza, complete with stuff that doesn't even work on the radio, like fireworks and lasers, tons of guests, and stuff I can't even imagine because I'm not Tom.