even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time

[davidgoeschatting]

YOU'RE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:

What's Danzig's cat named?

Lucifer
Mr. Cheevers
Fart Barfunkel (via 30 Rock)
Ted
Snickers
Snuggelina

According to his wiki page, he has three cats: Meowther, Glenn Jr. and Purry Only. He used to have a fourth cat named Pawhain (which was pronounced Pamhain), but it died from eating tinsel, and he gets really mad if you ask him where the tinsel came from. Also, whenever anyone asks him about his cats, Danzig will say "Oh, you mean the Hissfits?" and then chuckle to himself. Seriously, he does it every time.

So much of me wants to fact-check this, but I know you're playing around. I know you are.

[Sarah]

Vlygar on MetalSucks says, "Glen doesn’t have any cats, so the picture is a little suspicious," and I've yet to be misled by someone named Vlygar.

[Christina]

If I were Glenn Danzig I would name my cat Puny Humans.

[davidgoeschatting]

Can we rename this thread to Danzig cat names influenced by his bands' song titles?

I'll go first:

CATTITUDE

[Jason From Buffalo]

Am I Kitten
Purrsession
November Coming Litter
Where Felines Dare

okay those were all terrible minus Purrsession.

[Kim Kelly]

Is anyone else annoyed that they no longer sell kitty litter in reasonable sizes? Maybe those huge boxes o' litter are easy for Glenn Danzig to carry back to his hearse, but I damn near break an arm every time I have to buy some litter.

[mahgeetah]

Is anyone else annoyed that they no longer sell kitty litter in reasonable sizes? Maybe those huge boxes o' litter are easy for Glenn Danzig to carry back to his hearse, but I damn near break an arm every time I have to buy some litter.

They could at least improve the handle system. Those plastic handles always tear open the box lid.

[CaptKarl]

Is anyone else annoyed that they no longer sell kitty litter in reasonable sizes? Maybe those huge boxes o' litter are easy for Glenn Danzig to carry back to his hearse, but I damn near break an arm every time I have to buy some litter.

Either a dislocated shoulder or the ribbon/bucket handle cuts a crease through your fingers like you were hand lining for Jaws. Oh, while we are on the topic of litter, do not be taken in by Yesterday's News recycled newspaper litter. The idea is admirable, but the product is an ungodly mess.

[Christina]

Weird - you guys don't have the kitty litter size that's basically a milk jug?

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Vlygar on MetalSucks says, "Glen doesn’t have any cats, so the picture is a little suspicious," and I've yet to be misled by someone named Vlygar.

I bet he uses the litter to fill the coffin he sleeps in.

[Sarah]

Cats often like to nap in a clean litter box, so he might be on to something.