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Sarah

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2011, 09:10:45 PM »
She came pretty close.  Her time will come soon.  Have no fear.

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2011, 11:41:17 PM »
I dislike how Mike always gets away with being just as childish as Marcel but yet more aggressive.

Kim Kelly

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2011, 12:15:15 AM »
he doesn't get away with it. don't most people think he's a boarish douchebag? i do.

and don't you dare compare him to my perfect angel marcel.
Too soon?

Sarah

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2011, 06:01:06 AM »
You should probably get that blind spot seen to, Laurie.  It could cause problems when you drive.

I get the feeling that the other contestants like Mike, asshole though he strikes us as being.  Marcel, on the other hand, reminds me of people I've known who attempt (and fail) to hide their gargantuan insecurities behind masks of bravado and bluster.  The shifty look of panic in his eyes and fixed, forced grin betray him.

Did anyone else mistrust the spontaneity of Tiffany's revelation about the strife on the line?  It sure did a fine job of deflecting the attention from her.

later . . .  Marcel must be very pleased by what Bourdain has to say about him in this week's blog.  Sure, he has lots of criticisms, but there's a ton of praise there as well.  If poor defensive Marcel could just screw up his courage enough to let go of his bullshit, he could do wonderful things.

I just had a thought, though:  Marcel could head up the kitchen in the snazziest nursing home ever.  He seems to have a talent for producing extremely flavorful mush. 

even later . . . I may just mutter about this show all day  I don't know why so many people are talking as though Blais's ultimate victory is inevitable.  According to the breakdown on the show's Wiki page, Angelo is doing the best so far, followed by Dale, and only then Richard.  I, for one, would vastly prefer to see Dale or Angelo win, if the contest comes down to these three (and it likely will, with Carla, perhaps, in the final four).  I favor Dale but in the end think Angelo is probably the better chef.  Blais's combination of arrogance and skittishness puts me off. 

Cooking skills aside, I'd love it if Carla or Antonia won, not because I'm rooting for my gender, but because they come off as calm, hardworking, patient, kind adults.  They appear to be the kinds of people of whom I approve (though if the editing were leaving in more of Carla's floopiness--to use my family's term for her kind of wacky--my feelings for her might be different).  Neither, though, is chefly, at least not as chefs are defined nowadays.  In a better world, they'd be tops, and brittle racehorses like Richard, Angelo, and, to a degree, Dale would be encouraged to perform their magic and cherished for their talents but kept well away from positions of power, for their own sanity.  Fabio, meanwhile, would be out front, schmoozing the customers and benevolently commanding the wait staff.  Though I might allow him in the kitchen from time to time to turn out some gnocchi, pasta, or a fab dessert.

Over the next three weeks, barring fluke (which is impossible to bar, I know), Mike, Tre, and Tiffany will go. 

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2011, 01:10:05 PM »
As always, I'm with Sarah.

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2011, 11:03:48 AM »
I already asked this on Twitter, but I'll probably get an answer more quickly here:  was there no new episode of Top Chef last night?

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2011, 01:54:14 PM »
There was no new episode last night.
                                 "This must be where buffcoat left his pants."

Sarah

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2011, 02:49:23 PM »
Thank you, kind sir.

Sarah

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2011, 03:22:50 PM »
Over the next three weeks, barring fluke (which is impossible to bar, I know), Mike, Tre, and Tiffany will go.

One down.  I was unsurprised by the choice:  anyone who pronounces "risotto" as Tre does probably doesn't know how to make it right.  I'm glad he left graciously.  And I think Padma showed more emotion saying good-bye to him than I've ever seen from her.

I'm pleased Antonia won (I think this is her first).  The ill grace with which some of the boys greeted her victory was embarrassing.

Stupid to have a challenge that involved no tasting of the food.

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #39 on: February 03, 2011, 04:35:32 PM »
Dumbest quick fire challenge yet.

Someone should file a suit against Top Chef on behalf of all the Italian-Americans wanting to move on from ridiculous stereotypes.

Some of Bourdain's zingers were truly Youngian in their awfulness.

Did you know that in Italian culture, food is IMPORTANT?! It's COMPLETELY UNIQUE!

Sarah

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #40 on: February 03, 2011, 05:06:31 PM »
So you must have loved this from Bracco:  "How important that matriarchal presence is in all of our lives and it's always surrounded around food."  (Note that the "our" plainly refers only to Italians.)

Glancing back at the show to get that quote right reminds me that I forgot to mention how horrible Dale's pasta looks when he's running it through the pasta maker.  Any dough that stiff is going to make lousy noodles.

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #41 on: February 03, 2011, 05:14:16 PM »
Oh yes, that was a good one.

Stan

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2011, 11:01:21 PM »
 Holy shit.

 Fare thee well, Fabio.
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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2011, 10:05:30 AM »
Dumbest quick fire challenge yet.

Someone should file a suit against Top Chef on behalf of all the Italian-Americans wanting to move on from ridiculous stereotypes.

Some of Bourdain's zingers were truly Youngian in their awfulness.

Did you know that in Italian culture, food is IMPORTANT?! It's COMPLETELY UNIQUE!

As opposed, of course, to all other cultures.

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Re: Top Chef All Stars
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2011, 01:08:25 PM »
Too much hootie last night.  Carla seems genuinely nice, but she was carrrying on like a two year old.