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[Dan B]

He stinks.

[Gregory]

yes, that was painful

[Laurie]

I would say, "Don't quit your day job, John Mayer," but I don't exactly want him writing and singing songs, so instead I'll say, "Please retire, John Mayer, and also tell Jessica Simpson that she looks weirdly monochromatic with her new ugly hair color that's the same color as her Mystic Tan skin, and is she really 26, because she looks about ten to twenty years older than that... You're still dating her, right? Oof, she must be pissed that her little sis is hotter than she is, and also that her boyfriend is better looking than you are. Ouch." That's what I would tell him.

[TL]

This blew me away.  Morgan Murphy's awesome.

Morgan Murphy v. Carlos Mencia
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That was amazing.  My feelings toward Carlos Mencia just went from "hate" to "punch on sight."  And my feelings for Morgan Murphy went from "who?" to "whooo!"

[Omar]

I would say, "Don't quit your day job, John Mayer," but I don't exactly want him writing and singing songs, so instead I'll say, "Please retire, John Mayer, and also tell Jessica Simpson that she looks weirdly monochromatic with her new ugly hair color that's the same color as her Mystic Tan skin, and is she really 26, because she looks about ten to twenty years older than that... You're still dating her, right? Oof, she must be pissed that her little sis is hotter than she is, and also that her boyfriend is better looking than you are. Ouch." That's what I would tell him.

I believe Mayer and JS have called it quits, although they have probably reconciled, broken up again, and then reunited once again in the time it's taken me to type this. She wasn't a fan of his stand-up comedy, and he recently hooked up with Sheila Larson.  He tore his button-down shirt in their lovemaking frenzy, and he showed up to lunch wearing Sky Stalker's pajama top.

[Laurie]

I would say, "Don't quit your day job, John Mayer," but I don't exactly want him writing and singing songs, so instead I'll say, "Please retire, John Mayer, and also tell Jessica Simpson that she looks weirdly monochromatic with her new ugly hair color that's the same color as her Mystic Tan skin, and is she really 26, because she looks about ten to twenty years older than that... You're still dating her, right? Oof, she must be pissed that her little sis is hotter than she is, and also that her boyfriend is better looking than you are. Ouch." That's what I would tell him.

I believe Mayer and JS have called it quits, although they have probably reconciled, broken up again, and then reunited once again in the time it's taken me to type this. She wasn't a fan of his stand-up comedy, and he recently hooked up with Sheila Larson.  He tore his button-down shirt in their lovemaking frenzy, and he showed up to lunch wearing Sky Stalker's pajama top.

Did he drunkenly serenade her with "Your Body Is a Wonderland." I imagine he did, and I imagine he does that with all of his sexual conquests, and OMG, I am going to barf. Srsly.

[Josh]

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[TL]

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         MAYBE, if I hadn't bombarded my brain with years of Mr. Show, MAYBE, I could look at Mr. Cross in a serious role and buy it, but...  Every time he starts crying, I START LAUGHING!!  Is it me??

[Sarah]

Is it me??

Nope.  What's worse is that his crying, which was funny when he did it on Mr. Show, merely comes off as really bad acting in this clip.

[Jason]

Yeah that was bad, plenty of pointless hand gestures like Bill Shatner.

[Emily]

Is it me??

Nope.  What's worse is that his crying, which was funny when he did it on Mr. Show, merely comes off as really bad acting in this clip.

maybe it's really good acting & he's just nailed the role of a wishy washy liar, -- which is why he's Mr. Big's #1 suspect.

at least, that's how i tried to reconcile it.

[Chris L]

Tobias gave an interview where he talks about this:
http://www.timeout.com/chicago/Details.do?page=1&xyurl=xyl://TOCWebArticles2/114/time_in/cross_fires.xml

[Laurie]

Oh snaps!

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[bruce]

Serge the greatest dirty old man ever. I remember seeing this clip awhile back but can remember where.

[Sarah]

He sure seemed saoul to me.