I haven't cared about the NFL in years but I have to admit Tim Tebow fascinates me. I think he's a tool yet also think he's an earnest good person. I also love that he completely sucks a's a traditional QB so the Broncos now fly in the face of conventional wisdom and are reinventing the NFL playbook. I never understood the logic behind "that won't work in the NFL" for things like a spread option.
I want Tebow to fail because I don't like the people who like him. I also hate Florida and Urban Meyer. There was talk of Urban Meyer potentially coaching my alma mater, and I couldn't decide whether I wanted UNC to have an elite football program at the price of having to pull for such a sanctimonious prig. Thankfully (?), it didn't happen, and Nick Saban is otherwise occupied.
The Urban Meyer thing was sort of like whether I wanted the US Olympic Team to win when they were coached by Mike Kryzyzewski. I think I decided that I would pull for a K-coached US Team against a reconstituted-Nazi-Germany team, but not against even declared enemies of the United States such as Iran. I slept just fine with that.
Back to Tebow. I can't understand the calculations involved in the Broncos winning because Tebow is a man of such obvious (and hammered into the camera) faith. Does that mean that God thinks the Chargers, who hail from one of the most conservative cities in the US, do not have as much faith? Does He determine the winner based on average faith of all the players, or on the team with the most faithful skill position player? Or are the players assigned a value based on the product of their star power and their faith? Does he reduce their score for having people of the wrong religions? These questions are important.*
It's the same thing with Haiti being hit by an earthquake because of a pact with the devil 200 years ago. Does that mean that Joplin, Missouri had some sort of unpublicized pact with the devil? Does North Dakota sign a pact with the devil every few flood seasons? I'm not following the logic.**
* Not really.
** I suppose that should be "logic."