Oh man.
Charlie Sheen: "I'm sorry man, I've got magic, and I've got poetry at my fingertips, most of the time. This includes naps. I'm an F-18 bro. And I will destroy you in the air. And I will deploy my ordinates to the ground--"
DJ: "Are you going to announce your new tattoo here on-air?"
Charlie Sheen: "Yeah, why not, cause it's just pure and complete gnarlyisms."