The Art of The Ultimate Warrior

[Greggulator]

Former professional wrestler/right-wing political pundit The Ultimate Warrior has now expanded his horizons into fine art!

http://www.warriorgallery.com/Pages/Who,%20Why,%20and%20What..html

"I use oils and my only tool is a knife."

He can also be commissioned.

He also has a workout kit thing he's hawking on his website for $150 but this includes a personalized 10-inute "high-energy" phone call just in case anyone is ever looking to buy me anything.

[Greggulator]

This costs $9900.

[dotmap]

Oh why. Why does this need to be on earth?

[Greggulator]

I just inquired about commissioning a portrait. We'll see if this leads anywhere.

[sleepytako]

This costs $9900.

RAY-GUN!

[dave from knoxville]

This costs $9900.

Is that John Boehner?

[buffcoat]

Oh why. Why does this need to be on earth?

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We all get older, Khan.

[daveB from Oakland]

It's very rare that artwork (particularly portraiture) makes me feel physically ill. So kudos to the Ultimate Warrior, I guess. He has elicited a visceral response from me.

[wood and iron]

I'll wait until Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake releases his sculptures.

[Greggulator]

A response!

Dear Gregg:

Thanks for being a fan. I appreciate that you were. It was great and inspiring time for all of us. The experiences, lessons, and memories of it all still inspire me today to get everything thing I can out of my life and live with intensity.


I do commissions, yes.

The price would depend on the size and whether you wanted an ink and watercolor piece or a knife/oil piece.

Let me know.

Thanks for your inquiry.

Always Believe,


Warrior

[Andy]

Just my opinion: you should see if he'll do a painting of his wrestling persona when he was being locked in a casket by the undertaker and Paul bearer.

[Greggulator]

I asked him if he could do a watercolor piece of my wife, our dog and I to place on top of the mantle in our apartment. He also talked on his website about how he used "bold" colors and I said that I wanted something bold. Trying to get an estimate.

Also: his e-mail address comes up as "Mr Warrior" in the inbox.

[fish]

Wasn't there more than one Ultimate Warrior?

[Andy]

How could there be?

[fish]

I seem to remember something like the original guy was too messed up on pain killers or died or something, and they just replaced him with a different similar-looking guy.