Freddy Freaker! Gettin' his freak on.

[slackest]

freddy freaker

[KickTheBobo]

I have to admit, after being bombarded with this ad during afternoon cartoon time, I gave in and dropped the two bills.

it was a lame voice message from FF (of course).

[JonFromMaplewood]

I have to admit, after being bombarded with this ad during afternoon cartoon time, I gave in and dropped the two bills.

it was a lame voice message from FF (of course).

Do not feel any shame.  I did the same thing.

[Wes]

While I never called it, I did immediately remember the phone number for this as soon as I read the topic. Similiarly, I never called the DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince hotline, but I still remember all of the lyrics for their hotline commercial. I wonder if Jazz ever worked on a track with Freddy, or if they still have beef with each (and Hammer) held over from the '88 Hotline Wars.

[cavorting with nudists]

Uh, to repeat a question that's gotten a lot of play recently around Charlie Sheen: What did you think you were going to get?

[Denim Gremlin]

i had a similar reaction to this

Little Monsters - Dial 1-900-89-MAURICE!

[fish]

My sister and I definitely did this when we were kids, to a parent-enraging extent one month.  I don't think it was either of these numbers, but a similar one - something about monster stories.  An entire business based on dumb kids not knowing any better...  It's as brilliant as it is evil.

[buffcoat]

Kids are dumb.

We figured out we could call the (then-new) 976- numbers from our junior high school payphone (that's right, kids, there used to be things called payphones and there used to be things called junior high schools).

I mostly called the "Joke a Day" one.  The jokes were very, very poor.