Okay guys, I got the album and it's disappointing because it is not cringe-inducingly bad.
The only time I cringe is when James Hetfield sings. (He ruins the otherwise passable dirge Cheat on Me)
I'm forever a Lou Reed lover, and this just sounds like another just below par Lou Reed album.
Metallica were never big on personality, and make a decent backing band.
The new William Shatner album STILL confuses me, however. And I'm not sure it confuses me in a way I like, like Has Been or Transformed Man.