I called once which probably doesn't count.
My mom interrupted the call and Tom made me put her on the phone, then he told her I call in every week as Pothead Dan. It'd be hilarious if I didn't have to explain it was a joke. EDIT: It was still hilarious.
Awesome call. Relive the magic in text form!
"- Pothead Dan calls (starts at 1:28) with a StubHub gem: Dane Cook’s Tourgasm without Dane Cook. For $550, you can grab a second row ticket to see Jay Davis, Robert Kelly, and Gary Gulman -- the real Comedians of Comedy -- at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Tom thinks the price of tickets to this show should have an inverse relationship to their proximity to Jay Davis. Tom wonders if the audiences now clap in recognition when he starts his “TLC Killer” joke. Pothead Dan would want $550 + a free ticket to sit down at the show, although Tom is certain that he’d either be on his feet or rolling on the floor with laughter for its duration. Tom speculates that they close out the show by having all three guys on stage sitting on stools like the Blue Collar Comedy tour, perhaps introducing a Dane Cook video in which he apologizes for not being there.
Pothead Dan’s mom starts causing a ruckus in the background, and Tom siriously wants to talk to her. She left the room, but Tom orders Pothead Dan to chase his mommy down. She claims she’s sleeping despite the fact that she can be heard yelling. She’s scared, so Tom tells her to loosen up with another drink. She prefers to eat some ice cream, and Tom wants her to do it over the phone. This wears her down and she reluctantly gets on the line. Tom tells her that her son seems like a good guy, and she confirms that he is. Tom says that other than the stuff he talks about on the show, he seems very well-balanced. His mom says that he very mature for a 17-year-old. Tom asks her how she feels about his website, but she wasn't even aware of it. Tom informs her that he’s been calling every week as “Pothead Dan” to review different strains of weed. She responds with “no comment” and leaves to go eat her Mint Chip ice cream. Tom urges her to hurry up before her son swoops in with the munchies. She says she has to hide it and gives the phone back to Pothead Dan before she can discuss the pot vaporizer she bought for him. Tom's riffage upset "Nills" in the chat. He doesn't approve of making weed jokes to someone's mother. Oh, Nills."
