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Well?

Panama
2 (9.5%)
Unchained
5 (23.8%)
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
4 (19%)
Running with the Devil
2 (9.5%)
Atomic Punk
0 (0%)
Jump
3 (14.3%)
Other (Show your work)
5 (23.8%)

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Author Topic: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro  (Read 4845 times)

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Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« on: July 25, 2011, 03:31:35 PM »
The tone on "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" is untouchable, right? "Atomic Punk" at number two. Special considerations for the sick bass line on "Runnin' with the Devil."

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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 05:10:39 PM »
No love for Hot for Teacher??? :o

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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 06:41:47 PM »
Definitely "Unchained."
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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 07:17:34 PM »
Intro to "Hot For Teacher" is too long.  Thirty seconds of some drums and then Eddie noodles for a bit? No thanks. I would say the three second drum intro to "Jaime's Crying" is way more effective. Also, no DLR for a whole minute? Questionable.

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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2011, 10:06:38 PM »
Definitely "Unchained."

Yep.

My second choice would be "Spanish Fly."
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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2011, 11:11:25 PM »
My second choice would be "Spanish Fly."



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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2011, 11:44:16 PM »
I voted for "Unchained", but then I realized that I am a fan of "Intruder" even if the payoff afterwards is not so great. 
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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2011, 08:09:08 AM »
I never listened to them, outside of the hits. I have always felt sorry for Eddie in the sense that he was apparently like the Neil Armstrong of rock guitarists, regarded by the public as one of the greatest guitarists ever, when the greatest guitarists ever knew better. There was an article in the late-lamented "Musician" magazine that featured Van Halen, the Dixie Dregs' (and currently Deep Purples') Steve Morse, and amazing British fingerstyle guitarist Albert Lee (session superstar, and toured with Emmylou Harris for years) on the cover. They were at some sort of convention/multi-star celebration, and played a concert together when it ended. According to the article, whenever big brash overcranked rock was being played, all three of them played with amazing intensity and confidence. When the music shifted to any other style, while Morse and Lee continued to crank out one amazing musical layer/lick after another, Van Halen would actually turn his back to the crowd and stop playing. The writer implied he was just totally lost; had the slightest clue what was going on musically. Later when members of the guitar community were asked about the performance, they would go on and on about Morse and Lee; when pressed to comment on Van Halen, they would say things like "he's a great guy!"

When we used to try to set up guys with our cousins, the running joke was that they would ask "Is she good looking?" (more effective if you imagine it said with a thick southern accent), and we would inevitably answer "She's a really good dancer" since the girls, unfortunately for them, looked sort of like female versions of me.

Eddie Van Halen is the real good dancer of rock and roll.

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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2011, 08:38:24 AM »
Sleeper choice: One Foot Out the Door, which is sort of their punk tune.
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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2011, 08:40:36 AM »
I never listened to them, outside of the hits. I have always felt sorry for Eddie in the sense that he was apparently like the Neil Armstrong of rock guitarists, regarded by the public as one of the greatest guitarists ever, when the greatest guitarists ever knew better. There was an article in the late-lamented "Musician" magazine that featured Van Halen, the Dixie Dregs' (and currently Deep Purples') Steve Morse, and amazing British fingerstyle guitarist Albert Lee (session superstar, and toured with Emmylou Harris for years) on the cover. They were at some sort of convention/multi-star celebration, and played a concert together when it ended. According to the article, whenever big brash overcranked rock was being played, all three of them played with amazing intensity and confidence. When the music shifted to any other style, while Morse and Lee continued to crank out one amazing musical layer/lick after another, Van Halen would actually turn his back to the crowd and stop playing. The writer implied he was just totally lost; had the slightest clue what was going on musically. Later when members of the guitar community were asked about the performance, they would go on and on about Morse and Lee; when pressed to comment on Van Halen, they would say things like "he's a great guy!"

When we used to try to set up guys with our cousins, the running joke was that they would ask "Is she good looking?" (more effective if you imagine it said with a thick southern accent), and we would inevitably answer "She's a really good dancer" since the girls, unfortunately for them, looked sort of like female versions of me.

Eddie Van Halen is the real good dancer of rock and roll.

I'm not a guitarist so I'll defer to your judgement on EVH's guitar abilities, but I would argue that his guitar abilities, great or not, are not the reason to listen to Van Halen.
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

dave from knoxville

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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2011, 09:54:31 AM »
I am still anxious to learn a reason.

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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2011, 10:38:42 AM »
Roth's stage patter at the US Festival.
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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2011, 01:20:13 PM »
Roth's stage patter at the US Festival.
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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2011, 02:22:01 PM »
 Wayne Coyne (Flaming Lips) has interesting opinions on music. My favorite quote is something he like "Rock-and-roll should be dangerous and a little bit stupid". I'm not a VH fan but they have their moments. Whatever entertainment value I get from Van Halen is because they they follow Wayne's rule to a T.

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Re: Serious Discussion: Best Van Halen Intro
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2011, 02:52:42 PM »
Come on Dave, give me a break.

Roth's stage patter at the US Festival.

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