Author Topic: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories  (Read 24256 times)

Charles Arrington

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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2011, 05:43:40 PM »
He then dared me to say that again. Instead, I slapped him across the face. EVERYONE just froze. No one could believe it! I took so much crap from this kid for years (and a few other people) and I just hauled off and smacked him. I then walked to my house.

this is incredible. incredibly awesome.
i'll help anyone that can't visualize this.


One of the Few

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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2011, 07:25:30 PM »

He then dared me to say that again. Instead, I slapped him across the face. EVERYONE just froze. No one could believe it! I took so much crap from this kid for years (and a few other people) and I just hauled off and smacked him. I then walked to my house.

this is incredible. incredibly awesome.
i'll help anyone that can't visualize this.



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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2011, 09:15:46 PM »
Haven't listened to this week's show on podcast yet, but judging by this thread, it was The Mike Show filling in, correct?

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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2011, 10:22:34 PM »
Yo La Tengo make several references to the movie in particular in their song "Tom Courtenay", which is the name of the actor who plays Billy.

I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2011, 03:58:43 AM »
(a regional variation of "Zipperhead")

Are you Vietnamese?  I have been thinking a lot lately about how zipperhead might just be the most ridiculous racial slur ever invented.  Or did they just call nerds zipperheads where you were from? 

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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2011, 09:29:42 AM »
What about "mackeral snapper"?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2011, 09:57:01 AM »
(a regional variation of "Zipperhead")

Are you Vietnamese?  I have been thinking a lot lately about how zipperhead might just be the most ridiculous racial slur ever invented.  Or did they just call nerds zipperheads where you were from?

Not Vietnamese or Asian at all. In fact, I had totally forgot until you mentioned it that the term was used that way.

I'm not sure how it started, but the local goons would use this to refer to the small loose group of skateboarder kids at my HS.

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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2011, 12:43:26 PM »
(a regional variation of "Zipperhead")

Are you Vietnamese?  I have been thinking a lot lately about how zipperhead might just be the most ridiculous racial slur ever invented.  Or did they just call nerds zipperheads where you were from?

Not Vietnamese or Asian at all. In fact, I had totally forgot until you mentioned it that the term was used that way.

I'm not sure how it started, but the local goons would use this to refer to the small loose group of skateboarder kids at my HS.

They probably picked it up from their angry Vietnam Vet dads.

Jason From Buffalo

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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2011, 12:49:49 PM »
Here is my tale of woe:

When you're young groups of friends get thrown together, and people haven't really figured themselves out yet. From the age you start hanging out with other kids until you get to junior high it seems like each group always has at least one semi bully and one small nerdy kid that always gets picked on. I unfortunately was the nerdy kid.

This was the mid to late 80's and my best friend and I always wanted to skate. He had a launch ramp and a quarter pipe at his house so we always skated around there. The ramps attracted a couple of neighborhood kids, and before we knew it we had a group of five of us that always hung out and skated together. We were all nerds to some extent and for proof we each picked a different skater from the Bones Brigade and solely skated their decks. I was the youngest (by about 2 months) and the smallest, so I got the brunt of the picking on (except when someone's younger sibling hung out with us). The eldest two of the group were both named John. They were two years older than us, and from the get go I was not a fan of them. Even when I was 10 I knew their racist remarks were inappropriate. If I said anything I got it worse. I didn't like these kids, but we were the only skaters in the area, and I wanted to hang out with my other friend, so I put up with it. 

As time went on the eldest John got worse and worse. He was relentless and moved onto physical attacks. They were supposedly all in good fun, but how many "Charlie Horses" can one kid get before he breaks? So one day we're skating in the circle of the dead end street my friend lived on and John grabbed my board and threw it across the circle so that he could cut in front of me on the ramp. I don't know why it happened that day, but without even thinking about it I threw the first punch of my life directly at his mouth. I remember it seemed like hours passed as I started at him and blood began to pour out of his lip (he had braces which cut his lip open). To me the sign of blood meant that I was the winner and I was free of his tyranny. Suddenly reality set back in and he grabbed the hat off my head and wiped all of his blood on it. I loved that hat. I had it for years and always had it on. He then walked the little bath that led into the fields and threw my hat into the creek and it was washed away.

After that everyone made their way home. The next day we met up again to skate. The incident was never mentioned again and things went back to exactly how they were before. It was completely pointless, with the exception of feeling like a god for about .5 seconds. Eventually I stopped hanging out with them and started hanging out with even nerdier punk/alt rock stoner kids who never picked on anyone because they were too high to think of anything.

Jeff in Seattle

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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2011, 04:23:45 PM »
Best Show fans are nerds who were bullied in high school.

Wait, whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?

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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2011, 05:07:16 PM »
We were all nerds to some extent and for proof we each picked a different skater from the Bones Brigade and solely skated their decks.

Whose decks did you skate?

Jason From Buffalo

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Re: (hopefully) Humorous high school / bullying stories
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2011, 09:49:35 PM »
I skated Tony Hawk. I'm actually about to hang my first pro deck on my wall.