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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2011, 11:36:33 AM »
The Chocolate Watch Band and The Electric Prunes are up there. I used to think Love had a stupid name, but once you listen to the lyrics it has a great ironic/melancholic resonance that I think must have been deliberate as Arthur Lee never did anything by accident.

I know it's a joke, but I never liked the name "Condo Fucks." And there's Blue Öyster Cult, which might veer over into camp, but their early psych stuff is pretty fantastic. "that dog." [sic] is a pretty twee name for a pretty great band. Also not crazy about "The Apples in Stereo," though I love their music.

My Bloody Valentine, definitely. I avoided them in the early 90s because I thought they were an industrial/goth band. And I think we all agree on Jay Reatard, who was an incredible songwriter and musician, but hoo boy.

As for great bands with great names, I vote for The Detroit Cobras and The Ettes.
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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2011, 11:49:37 AM »
I vote for Wooden Shjips. "Wooden Ships" would be an OK name, but that dumb spelling makes me second-guess myself every time I say the name out loud.
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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2011, 11:56:20 AM »

My Bloody Valentine, definitely. I avoided them in the early 90s because I thought they were an industrial/goth band.

They were pretty gothy when they started out. Their first few EPs didn't sound much like the "signature sound" they developed a few years later ... sometimes bands get stuck with names that aren't very representative of where they eventually end up.
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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2011, 12:30:19 PM »
If I were to be HYPER-objective, I think I'd say The Beatles.
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This was my first thought as well. It's a dumb name, no two ways about it. Was never too impressed with the name The Who either.

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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2011, 01:04:35 PM »
Not exactly a great band, but "Strawberry Alarm Clock" is a pretty terrible band name.

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« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2011, 01:26:46 PM »
And yeah, the late '90s was a golden age for terrible band names, Hoobastank, Limp Bizkit, KoRn, Puddle of Mudd, Papa Roach, Kottonmouth Kings, and Alien Ant Farm being just a few examples of what the period had to offer.

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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2011, 02:07:43 PM »
If I had to answer this thread 20 years ago I would've said Soundgarden.  I still think its a terrible name but I don't think they are a great band anymore. 

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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2011, 03:17:33 PM »
Death Cab for Cutie has got to be pretty high on this list.
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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2011, 09:08:59 AM »
I doubt I'll get much support for their greatness here, but I'd put Kyuss on this list.
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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2011, 09:44:40 AM »
The Hellacopters.

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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2011, 09:54:55 AM »
Shudder to Think

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2011, 11:01:21 AM »
I like Kyuss OK, and I think Shudder To Think is a good band name. Not a fan of the name CoCoComa, but the band is great. Same for BBQ.

I'm not really sure whether Personal & The Pizzas is one of the worst or one of the best band names I've ever heard.

I also hate pronouncing !!! as Chk Chk Chk.
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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2011, 11:11:32 AM »
The The is a pretty bad name for a good band.  Impossible to Google too.
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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2011, 11:32:06 AM »
Also, I hate to say it, but The New Pornographers is not a good band name. Greatest, greatest, greatest band ever though. Please don't crucify me.


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Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2011, 12:43:51 PM »
Also, I hate to say it, but The New Pornographers is not a good band name. Greatest, greatest, greatest band ever though. Please don't crucify me.



I could get on board with this.
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