When it comes to reading Stephen King's output, I sometimes feel like Lucy Ricardo in the candy factory. New junk food comes down the line but I am still stuffing my face with the last junk food. Truth be told, I gave up on King years ago, around the time of Bag of Bones. The quality of the material seemed to be waning, no longer justifying the huge time commitment.
Given the discussion of "Uncle Stevie" (that phrase evokes a wince even in the typing of it) on the Best Show recently, I thought I might help those who want to sample his writing before considering a deep dive. Again, I cannot speak for anything after the mid-nineties.
For my money, Pet Sematary (sic) was his scariest and possibly best full-length novel. According to King, this is the only book that actually scared him. He claims to have put it away for an extended period of time after successfully wigging himself out. I am not sure how he did it but he seemed to tap into every primal fear under the sun, both for children (the woods at night, the loss of a pet, the undead) and parents (the death of one's child...is there any other?). King manages to take all of those fears and work them into a story that feels very real and moves along at a solid pace. But by all means do not see the movie. It is a spectacular disaster that drags Fred Gwynne's good name down with it.
As far as short stories go, Night Shift is a solid starting point. It spawned countless crappy movies ("Lawnmower Man," "Maximum Overdrive," "Children of the Corn" to name just a few) but is itself a lot of fun. King is notorious for sticking to one-note: A place in Maine called Castle Rock, a character with the ability to "shine" in some form or another, and a "magical black person" thrown in for good measure. But what impressed me most about Night Shift was King's versatility of subject matter and tone. Some of the stories are scary but kind of hilarious ("The Mangler") and others are just plain creepy ("Graveyard Shift"). One story will be about dry-cleaning machines gone mad while the next will be about the anguish of giving up smoking. If you don't like one of the stories, chances are you'll enjoy the next.
You also can't go wrong with most of his very early books: The Shining, The Dead Zone, and Salem's Lot are all solid reads. By the way, the last in that list was turned into one of the best TV movies ever. I'll be god damned if David Soul and James Mason don't mix like Cutty Sark and soda. Anyway, I watched it again recently and it still managed to scare the crap out of me.
Cujo is notable for its simplicity and ability to scare without any use of supernatural elements. But I gotta say, it is a grim ride. There is no "scary fun" to be had here. Also, because of its simplicity, King has to use side stories as filler and they are not very gripping.
Now about The Stand... (to be continued)