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JBillington

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Your worst christmas gift this year.
« on: December 25, 2011, 03:39:39 PM »


A Jeff Foxworthy talking doll...

...now here's the thing.

We are in the UK - we don't know Jeff Foxworthy over here, any more than Americans know who Jim Davidson is. This gift was from my parents, neither of whom have heard of him. My mum got it for me because - are you ready for this? - his first name is Jeff. Which is the same first name as me.

Incidentally, to add to the overall crappiness, he hasn't actually recorded the phrases for the doll. They are taken straight from a live recording, with audience laughter that cuts off abruptly after each 'joke'.

Sarah

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Re: Your worst christmas gift this year.
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2011, 06:14:55 PM »
Isn't it better that they didn't give it to you because they're fans?

buffcoat

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Re: Your worst christmas gift this year.
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2011, 07:56:26 PM »
Man, that is tough.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

Senator Gothman (D-OR)

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Re: Your worst christmas gift this year.
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2011, 07:59:15 PM »
Well, gets some clips up on YouTube. I'M DYING to hear what he has to say!

Matt

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Re: Your worst christmas gift this year.
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2011, 03:29:53 PM »
A bottle of ketchup.
It ain't ego, it's my love for you.

Steve of Bloomington

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Re: Your worst christmas gift this year.
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2011, 04:29:44 PM »
I didn't know Jeff Foxworthy was so into baking.