The only thing Here something that it missing: if the guest has a musical background, he will mention the book "Please Kill Me" and reiterate Lou Reed is a jerk, OR, he'll make a reference to Bon Scott AC/DC and The Stooges. He'll also ask the guest what "axe" he/she plays and will admit he sweats profusely when he plays in front of people.
Oh and of course the "Hey what-the-fuckers, what-the-fuck-buddies, what-the-fuckaneers, what-the-fuck-a-nauts..." and POW I just shit my pants!