I'm completely with you, TL. (After all, since when is "friend" a gender-specific term?) My post was an attempt to point up the pointlessness (and--sorry-- offensiveness) of this project of proposing feminine forms of "FOT" without coming off as an earnesto feminazi (to use a term I loathe).
(Wow, there's a heavy and inadvertent reliance on alliteration in this post.)