I object: one man with a chainsaw would be no match for swarms of angry birds. Several people with nets, perhaps.
Since I actually talked about The Birds on the air, I feel obliged to mention that, like John Junk, I think the birds is plenty scary but, like Sarah, in the back of my mind I've always thought that all those people needed were some tennis rackets and that would be the end of that.
I'll add my boys (The Professor and Donald) to the cute parade in a short "film" my friend made of them eating.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXL_qxRjyDM[/youtube]