While copyright is still to be respected as a means to see people in the media compensated for their efforts, the profit motive has not been effective in keeping gems like Hider in the House available to an audience.
If you are a member of Cinemageddon, Hider can be obtained here:
http://cinemageddon.net/details.php?id=21010If you are not a member and would like to be, private message me with your email address.
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It would appear as though you have stumbled upon the magical homepage of Cinemageddon, home of the finest (ahem) rare, obscure and of course trashy horror, martial arts, gore, exploitation and action flicks. Disencumber your weary body of the travails of your long journey across the seven seas of the Internets, find a nice leather chair and prepare to watch your childhood heroes in C-grade porn featuring something illegal in the USA.
If you're not keen on making an account just yet, you can have a look around our torrent listings, but you won't be able to see any details or download anything until you sign up. Registration is as quick, painless, and unintrusive as we could make it, and we even dropped the totally essential phase with the rectal thermometer. If torrents aren't enough to entice you, we also have a wide selection of words available to read in the forums, some of which were written by people with up to seven posts on Slashdot rated as "Insightful".
After you have signed up, please send a blank cheque to Admiral Phineas Q. Brannon, c/o Sunrise Offshore Holding Corp., Cayman Islands. Within four score days you shall receive a small Indonesian child with your password emblazoned upon his chest, and you may proceed with downloading ET porn. The child may be returned for a rebate, or you may keep him as he is a trained toast chef and will feed himself on his own leg hairs.
If you want a better explanation of what this place is all about, check out our Rules and FAQ. You'll need to read them before signing up anyway, so now's a good time to start.
Disclaimer
None of the files shown here are actually hosted on this server. The links are provided solely by this site's users. The administrator of this site cannot be held responsible for what its users post, or any other actions of its users. You may not use this site to distribute or download any material unless you have the legal right to do so. It is your own responsibility to adhere to these terms.UPDATE: A number of people have received invites, and I presently have just two more available.
Once you join Cinemageddon, you will be able to retreive not just Hider in the House, but also the entire corpus of my own work in cinema as a writer and performer. See:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0552979/
