Dreams for the Final Wurster Call

[JesseFromVegas]

The whole show was The Creature's fontasy while looking into a snowglobe. 

[cavorting with nudists]

My personal hope is that the final call will be from Pudge, with the reveal that he has become a Silicon Valley billionaire.

[dave from knoxville]

My personal hope is that the final call will be from Pudge, with the reveal that he has become a Silicon Valley billionaire.

Oh boy, I am 100% with you. I need resolution on Pudge's arc, or I am going to be on tenterhooks forever.

[Carver]

Maybe Pudge saves the entire town from blowing up and still doesn't think it's that great.
"Pudge, you saved everyone's life!"
"Yeah, I just, you know, de-armed the explosives, and stuff."

[MiddleBro]

Very reassured that my nuked Newbridge (Nukebridge?) scenario fear has proven unfounded, via Tom's posts.


   -Zach

Okay, so maybe I spoke too soon.  A little worried about what Darren's actions will have wrought, come December 18th.  Maybe Pudge will somehow save the day, as has been suggested.  Still, we haven't heard from Roy since the announcement, right?  I imagine, even having left the mayubenatorial duties with Tom, he will make one final return.  We shall see...


   -Zach

[Mr. Spacely]

Wurster himself should save the town using nothing but The Magazine, some Blue, and The Device.

[spacepope]

Reading every single "history of the Best Show" article leading up to tonight gave me an idea for the last caller. The last Wurster character is Smash, the MTV VJ. In every article about the show for years, Tom and Jon both mention this mystery dude that they both loved, but nobody else remembers. So perhaps Tom and Jon have been gaslighting us all for years, preparing for the final show. Sounds likely.

[jxmitchell]

Neither Tom or Jon appear on the final show. The entire three hours will be presented from the perspective of three archaeologists seventy-five years from now who have just dug up a time capsule of recordings made by residents of the long-lost town of Newbridge. 

A further epilogue at the end of the show features aliens digging up the remains of the archaeologists from the frozen wastes of the earth many thousands of years in the future, revealing the previous three hours to be a Trent L Strauss movie script as directed by Steven Spielberg.

[johnnynovato]

It will be like the end of Bloom County, where Trump buys Milo's meadow, except it will be Chuck Woolery taking over Newbridge.