SECRET SONTA 2013! Sign up by NOVEMBER 29th!

[Meagan]

Hi FOTs!

Welcome to the final Best Show-concurrent Secret Sonta! Let's make it a great year by all being very, very good at sending our gifts on time!

Sign-up deadline is NOVEMBER 29TH. I'll send you your Sontee information by Monday, December 2nd, or very, very shortly thereafter, depending on any loose ends and also how tired I am that weekend. This elf teaches kindergarten.

Gift send-out deadline is DECEMBER 31ST. Please let me know if you run into any problems getting it out by then so I can let your Sontee know.

HERE'S THE FORM: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dHViVjExLTEzMGZXUG5ZOWF0WnhES3c6MA.

Please spread the word! I'll be posting the link a few times on twitter. Any RTs are much appreciated! MERRY FOTMAS/FOTNUKKAH/FOTZAA TO ALL!

[Pastor Josh]

Thank you!

[BadGuyZero]

Thanks for spearheading this again, Meagan!

[buffcoat]

Secret Sontag? Sounds pretentious.

[SILVERBEARS]

may people in far away countries apply?  shipping fees all that.....

[Meagan]

Sorry, I'm bad at the forum. Yes, people anywhere can join! If sontas are uncomfortable with shipping fees or the time it will take, online gifts are totally an option! You can ask Dan of Orange for tips because I know he sent and received online gifts last year.

[Meagan]

Okay, all Secret Sontas have been matched up and emails have been sent out! Please check and let me know any questions or concerns. If you guys could let me know when you receive your gift, I'd appreciate it. And post photos on the forum if you're able to! It's always fun to see other people's loot.

[Geoff Johnston]

I just received a magnificent Secret Sonta package from (former) Pastor Josh: the "Best Show Home Brew Kit." 



I can don my A.P. Mike Coors Light shirt and moderate a Science Fiction Trivia Challenge between (a framed picture of) Patton Oswalt and (the audio book of "More Information Than You Require" by) John Hodgman.  Or I can start my own Hate Pit with (a button of) Ricky Gervais and (a 45" of "Valley Girl" by Moon Unit and) Frank Zappa.

Amazing! Thank you so much, Citizen Josh! And thanks for orchestrating, Meagan.

I hope everyone has a wonderful year!  Best Show For Evaaaaaah!

[Kormodd]

Was Josh ever an actual pastor? I've always had my doubts.

[Pastor Josh]

Geoff, so glad you like it.  I found the shirt and the photo and got the idea.  I had all the fun putting it together, so I'm thrilled you are enjoying it.  Kormodd, yep, I hold orders in the United Methodist Church, even though I'm no longer practicing.  I'd like to lose them by performing a gay marriage, if anyone knows anyone in Illinois looking.

[Kormodd]

Hold it right there, Josh.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

[Pastor Josh]

Do you know many gay men who would lie with a woman?

[Kormodd]

I don't know any gay men. But I'm guessing gay men would lie with women or lie with no one at all if they followed Leviticus.

[Josh]

Unreal Sonta gift received this week from Jeff L. in North Carolina! I got a very nice crossword book and AN AUTOGRAPHED GARY THE SQUIRREL 8X10 GLOSSY.

Thank you!