Top 3 favorite lines of S&W bits

[roman]

Gene Simmons: Fontasy

Rick DeBetto: Moosarella

[JesseFromVegas]

Three way tie for first:

Philly Boy Roy: "What he did was wrong, and I think he knows it." - referring to Patton Oswalt's brother Lee Harvey Oswalt's assassination of John F. Kennedy.

[JonFromMaplewood]

"You yutzknuckle" has become common parlance in my household.
Second place: "I'm gonna make you eat a lawnmower!"
Third place: "My mom put it on top of the fridge. Where I can't reach it."

[Ribot4President]

Three way tie for first:

Philly Boy Roy: "What he did was wrong, and I think he knows it." - referring to Patton Oswalt's brother Lee Harvey Oswalt's assassination of John F. Kennedy.

That one's big in my house as well.

[Mike Desert]

I always loved Tom's mocking/laughing at "Husker Dude"

[stephen]

"Once you've had Fudge Fruit, you'll never go back to Dumb Fruit."
- Zachary Brimstead Esq.

[buffcoat]

"Once you've had Fudge Fruit, you'll never go back to Dumb Fruit."
- Zachary Brimstead Esq.

Definitely.

[Crusherkc]

"Come partake of my fruit basket" from Jan 31st 2006, Marky Ramone readin' from his romantic novel Lady Wainsworth's Desires.

I love every part of this call, the droning voice saying lines like "she could not but help noticing the glistening upper muscular torso of stable boy Marcus as he carried an oversize bag of feed to the awaiting horses" to Marky's menacing admonishes "Hey I don' need no comment...lemme finish right?!" of Tom's reactions ("yeech")

Also Tom undercutting Marky's big announcent "A worst case scenario would be if you said something...stupid like...you were going to reform The Ramones"...."yeh. Thanks for ruinin' it, guy."

Then one of my top 3 all-time favorite Wurster lines "That ain't not no funny to no one else neither" drops and Tom spends the next two minutes dissecting it. One of the funniest lines in probably my favorite call.  "It goes for the jugglah"

[Carver]

Love Tom's reaction as he realizes that the stableboy is pretty much Marky Ramone, down to the jeans and canvas sneakers.
"What's his name... Marcus??"

[Epic Soundtracks]

The welts left on PBR left by 50 Ovation guitars, etc, that have made him "a shy lover to this day" (final episode) followed by Tom's "ew"s and strange murmurs of assent from Roy.

[bookgills]

HAPPY BELABORED HOAGIE DAYS, TOM

[Crusherkc]

"Come partake of my fruit basket" from Jan 31st 2006, Marky Ramone readin' from his romantic novel Lady Wainsworth's Desires.

I love every part of this call, the droning voice saying lines like "she could not but help noticing the glistening upper muscular torso of stable boy Marcus as he carried an oversize bag of feed to the awaiting horses" to Marky's menacing admonishes "Hey I don' need no comment...lemme finish right?!" of Tom's reactions ("yeech")

Also Tom undercutting Marky's big announcent "A worst case scenario would be if you said something...stupid like...you were going to reform The Ramones"...."yeh. Thanks for ruinin' it, guy."

Then one of my top 3 all-time favorite Wurster lines "That ain't not no funny to no one else neither" drops and Tom spends the next two minutes dissecting it. One of the funniest lines in probably my favorite call.  "It goes for the jugglah"

My 2nd favorite line would be from January 27, 2009: A Call From Bernie Taupin That Is Not To Be Missed, The Mike Show, Francesa Takes On Snack Mountain And A Ton More!: "Okay then, why don't you play something from He Who..." (Bernie Taupin's short-hand to his own solo lp "He Who Rides the Tiger": "This is Bernie Taupin...why?")

[Andrew F]

1. I've used the phrase "Madder than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding" more than a few times. At home and at work.

2. The inclusion of the word "flagrant" in describing certain injuries/afflictions.

3. Let's have a device-a-thon, you and me

[TrapNeuterReturn]

Anytime PBR says "nem..."

[around the bend]

There was a new street drug that made the caller want to eat a car, I believe.  Best thing ever.