MORE people you want to have dinner with the least

[Josh]

the guy who invented car balls

[Laurie]

Ooh, good one. I imagine those things are designed for trucks, though.

This is my real list: Dov Charney, Vincent Gallo, Terry Richardson, Joe Francis, and R. Kelly. Special guest: Akon. CREEPY GUYS GALORE!

[Richard_From_CHI]

Ms. Spears, Ms. Lohan, Ms. Hilton.

[Chris L]

the guy who invented car balls

I've never noticed those before.  Anyone who has stickers of Calvin or other cartoon characters peeing goes on my list. 

[Grimlock]

Opie and Anthony
Lacie and Scott Peterson
Sacco and Venzetti
Burt and Ernie
Keith Richards and his pops
Elvis Hitler and Elvis Costello
Tavis Smiley and Leonard Lopate
dave Coulier and alanis morrissete
captains picard and kirk

[Josh]

that racist girl who called in (timmy von trimble's sister?)

[TRL]

yeah, that girl was pretty nuts.  At first I thought Tom was just giving her crap, but wow!  I guess Timmy would be proud.

[Omar]

yeah, that girl was pretty nuts.  At first I thought Tom was just giving her crap, but wow!  I guess Timmy would be proud.

TvT's sister called on 5/8/07 to discuss her razor blade art installation:

"Donya from Chicago calls to discuss her pursuit of a dangerous and ridiculous art project. She works in a frame shop, and she decided it would be a good idea to collect the used razor blades to create a giant, messy masterpiece. Donya put some of the razor blades in her bag and later shoved her hand right into the sharp metal. The hand injury made her question why she was doing it, but she's still doing it. She didn't want to waste all these perfectly good razor blades that look pretty cool. Donya says that she now wraps the blades in paper to maker her bag searches more safe. The artistic endgame for the project is to use hot glue to affix the razor blades to paper in different designs and decorate them with glitter and sequins. Tom recommends that Donya take a break from collecting razor blades and shift into the art-making phase of the project."

[Dorvid Barnas]

Alex Rodriguez
Michael Bay
Bill O'Leilly
Steve-O
Karl Rove
Kobe Bryant
Wilmer Vilderama
Everyone on every MTV reality show since maybe Norman and Andre from the first Real World.   
Joan Crawford
Bing Crosby
Eddie Van Halen
Stalin

[John Junk]

I saw some car balls once.  They seriously bruised my opinion of humanity. 

Also, anyone with decals of Calvin praying is on my list.

Also, whoever it is on my street with a metal thing on their car where the Jesus fish, labeled "Truth" is eating the Darwin fish with the little legs(!!). 

I also don't want to have dinner with the lady who sells tacos and sausage wrapped in bacon on the sidewalk of my block.

[Laurie]

Also, whoever it is on my street with a metal thing on their car where the Jesus fish, labeled "Truth" is eating the Darwin fish with the little legs(!!). 

Those are all over the place in Miami. There are also pro-life LICENSE PLATES. It makes Jesus cry. When I was a teenager, I slapped a Darwin fish on my junker. Two weeks after doing so, some yahoo who loves Jesus SO MUCH that he cannot abide by the theory of evolution at all, well, he snapped my radio antenna off. Doing so guarantees his entry into Heaven, I'm sure.

I also don't want to have dinner with the lady who sells tacos and sausage wrapped in bacon on the sidewalk of my block.

Ew, that's almost worse than bathtub cheese.

[Josh]

There are also pro-life LICENSE PLATES. It makes Jesus cry.

[TL]

Sacco and Venzetti
Burt and Ernie
Keith Richards and his pops
Tavis Smiley and Leonard Lopate
captains picard and kirk

Are you crazy???  Any of those would be a dinner to remember (fondly, I'm sure).

[Grimlock]

Sacco and Venzetti
Burt and Ernie
Keith Richards and his pops
Tavis Smiley and Leonard Lopate
captains picard and kirk

Are you crazy???  Any of those would be a dinner to remember (fondly, I'm sure).

Maybe I don't want wonderful lifelong memories!

[Laurie]

There are also pro-life LICENSE PLATES. It makes Jesus cry.

HATE IT.

My new license plate has one of these guys on it:

It's a roseate spoonbill, and it's meant to honor the Everglades and its "rivers of grass." I'm sure Bryce would approve.

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