GG Allin - yuck
Gibby Haynes - no less scary than gg
Alfonzo Blackwell - if Tom's impression of him was anywhere close to his actual voice, i couldn't stand him for more than 2 seconds
Frank Zappa - that stupid mustache, and he'd probably be lecturing about censorship through the entire dinner
Ari Upp - every interview she gives these days, she can't resist reminding us of how the slits were way ahead of their time. plus those filthy dreadlocks