What are some of your favorite phrases heard on the Best Show?

[ndmvhc]

Some long explanation of something, followed by "Why?"
"Wait, what?"
"Handburgers"

[little mickey]

I can't remember which show it was but Tom played that old timey filth song 'Shaving Cream' and kept referring to it throughout the show saying stuff along the lines of 'What is this...Shaving Cream!?'

[Epic Soundtracks]

"Nem wires were just waitin' to be hotted"

[Chooch]

Tom to caller: "You sound like a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples."

[jxmitchell]

On the 2011 marathon, Tom presented the show while wearing a janitor's uniform and his explanation that "I'm dressed as a janitor because I'm here to clean up" has always stuck with me as one of my favourite lines.

[Denim Gremlin]

PBR: who don't love slap bass?
Tom: yeah "who don't?"
PBR: no one don't not love it!

[Andrew F]

"A guy can talk on the phone and drive at the same time. I've got two knees." - Sleepy Jeff

[fredfoster]

the rich get richer and the poor get the picture

also, getting big-timed

[nrt4]

the rich get richer and the poor get the picture

also, getting big-timed

or bigfooted.

[fredfoster]

ha yes!

[puffskull]

'dog sitting in driver's seat of parked car'

[DennyRock]

Guy doing an impression of Tom to make a date swoon: "who'duh thunk?"

If anyone can remember that episode, please tell me. I'll transcribe that conversation for the deep cuts thread.

[Mike Desert]

Mozzarella and Fernando.

[JesseFromVegas]

The phrase "region of eros" as a euphemism for the crotch area

[cameron]

"That's a YP, not an MP."