*I've been updating this as new info rolls in*
I thought it'd be neat to create a thread that tried to shed some light on the various family trees of our favorite fake town. Obviously, much of this was covered in the defunct FOTpedia, but it could be fun to re-create it in thread form and make it up-to-date for 2011.
The Scharplings:
Roger, patriarch
-Anita, wife
-Grandma Scharpling ("Meema"), Roger's mom; Tom's grandmother
-Kim, sister or sister in-law (referenced by Butch Daffodil)
Tom, Our Hero
-Jillian, wife
Mort, ste-puncle
-Randy, Mort's son, Tom's step-cousin
Butch Daffodil, Tom's Godfather
Hutch, cousin
Willy, cousin
Sherm, cousin (maternal side)
Ron, brother
-Caesar, son
-Dierdre, wife
-daughter?
Dom, brother
-Shelia Larson, wife
Jon, brother
Janine, sister
Danny, brother
Rhoda, sister
Sean, brother
San (Korean exchange student)
The Zieglers
Royden S. Ziegler I
-Rhoda, wife
-Roy Jr., son
-Rhoda Jr., daughter
-Rhoyda, daughter
-Michael Philly Phanatic Jr. Ziegler, son
-long-lost step-son
-North Philly Guy Ty, grandfather
-Philly Man Stan, cousin?
-Manayunk Mel, cousin?
-Wealthy First Wife
-Carl: Soundboard Repairman, step-cousin
The Monroe Brothers, aka, "America's Kennedys"
Frank, patriarch, failed ballplayer
-Morton, brother/uncle
-Ray-Ray, brother/uncle
Reggie, kicked off Survivor for having a spank-a-thon (i.e. a pant-party)
Phil, popular TCAP guest-star
-Phil's Son, drunk driver, booted off Apprentice Jr.
Norm, went to HS with Tom; Tom stole his Dokken tape.
Claude (minor league baseball star on half-A Newbridge Bridges/steamboat thief/cocaine enthusiast)
Sean & Mike (busted for selling pot to uniformed police officers at the 2008 Olympics)
Robert (Congressman, possibly dead in Emerald Nightmare explosion)
-Carl Palmer, son
-4 other kids
-Shelia Larson, wife #2
Blaze, self-styled "Alec Baldwin of the Monroes," failed actor/model/media personality
Bort, owner of Monroe Autobody. Unknown if he's a brother, or cousin, or uncle.
Denny, "Pant Bandit." Unknown if Denny's a son/cousin/stepnephew, etc.
The Dalrymples
Cyrus (aka, "Old Man Dalrymple")
- "Young Man Dalrymple", son
- Jennings. Unknown if he's also YMD or a different son, entirely.
-Unnamed Wife, Kim's Mom and naturopathic/New Age healer
-Kim, daughter
-Tim, nephew
-Rod, nephew
-Older Man Dalrymple, older brother???
-Oldest Man Dalrymple, father???
-Cyrus Dalrymple the First (ascended to heaven -- but not before doing a backflip -- in 1914), grandfather?
The Hutchins-es
(Hippie) Johnny
(Tornado) Todd
The Ploppletons
Darren, aka D-Plopp aka Plopp-Tron 5000, penname "Colonel Klink's Dink"
-Janice, first ex-wife
-Helen, second ex-wife
-Greg, son
-Mindy, daughter
-Kim Dalrymple, third ex-wife
Ray (Chief), brother
Del, brother
-Herbert, son, Darren's nephew (could also be Ray's kid)
Edgar, father, deceased (barged, but survived?)
The Kerns
Maurice Kern (Uncle to the Monroe Brothers)
-Jarrett Kern, nephew
-Linus the Blogger, nephew
-Giles Kern, nephew
-Vaughn Kern, father; silent film star; died age 130
-Bill Rutliffe, grandnephew, Warden of Newbridge Correctional
-Mort Kern, ste-pneph-unc
--Rick Sherman, Mort's son
The Strauss-es
Trent L.
L. Trent. L., grandfather
Vince, son
Dylan, brother
Bob L., brother
Del, oldest brother?
Strauss, L., trans-gendered step-niece, formerly step-nephew
Tim, brother
The Fleers
Power Pop Pop-Pop (barged, survived!)
-Reginald, father
-Cheap Trick Rick, illegitimate son
The Halversoms
Tor
-Fat Mikey, son
-Sven, brother
The Palfners
Kip
Pudge, son
The Schwarzendrubers
Keith (Rich Robinson's life-stealer)
Paul "Golf Nuts"
The Harris-es/Dinkins-es
Corey
-Shelia Larson, ex-wife
-Skystalker, son
-Pam, mother
-Winifred, grandmother
The Davies
The Honorable Judge Montgomery Davies (since disbarred)
-Rick Davies, grandson (works at the Double C)
-Don Klaumenser, nephew
-Runyon, brother (owner of Newbridge Ratmen)
The Coopers
Jeff (passed-on, barged)
Craig, son
The "Bills"
Big Bill
Little Bill, son
Mr. Sherbert, dog
The Higgins-es
Paul
Rick, son
The Von Trimbles
Adolph Von Trimble and (Lady Doctor Von Trimble?)
Timmy
Toffy, brother
Nathan, grand-uncle?
-Thaddeus, grandson, Timmy's second-cousin?
The Healys
Mark
Mike
The Brushman/Brusher's Family
Rex, Sr. (aka, The Brushman, Tom's supervillain arch-rival)
-Rex, Sr., brother
-Rex, Sr., father
-Rex, Sr., grandfather (croaked)
Mike "The Miracle" Manheim (former NY Giants player/father)
- "Magic" Todd Manheim (Newbridge HS basketball phenom/son)
The Harrupses
Mayor, father
Officer
-Darlene Harrops nee Danzig, wife
-Julie Harrops (Glen Danzig's niece)
Theodore, unknown
Nathan, unknown
Guisseppe, unknown
The Prefontaines
Bryce
Brent, middle Prefontaine brother
Brad, Bryce and Brent's youngest brother, attends Newbridge Military Academy (unaccredited, online)
The Langstroms
Chris, lead singer of The Wednesday Rockets
Rod, father
The Sajaks
Mike
-Mike's grandson
Patty, brother
The Larsons
Shelia
-Andreas, father
-_____, aunt
-Darlene, sister?
The DeMartinis
Rory, unknown (former bandmate of Bret Haskins's New The Clash)
Chub, unknown
Billy, unknown
The Dworkins
Barry
Skip, Barry's younger brother
Skyler, Barry and Skip's grandfather
The Garfinkles
Keith
-Edmund T., uncle/Postmaster General
The "Germans"
Werner
Ruteger, brother
-Wilhelm, cousin
Anita (Tom's Mom) Scharpling's Sister's Family
Sherm, Tom's cousin
-Sherm's Older Brother, Tom's cousin
The Whitings
Trip
Trip's Brother
The Remingtons
Rick
Mark
