*I've been updating this as new info rolls in*
I thought it'd be neat to create a thread that tried to shed some light on the various family trees of our favorite fake town. Obviously, much of this was covered in the defunct FOTpedia, but it could be fun to re-create it in thread form and make it up-to-date going forward.
The Scharplings:
Roger, patriarch
-Anita, wife
-Grandma Scharpling ("Meema"), Roger's mom; Tom's grandmother
-Grandpa Scharpling ("Pappy"), Roger's dad; Tom's grandfather
-Kim, sister or sister in-law (referenced by Butch Daffodil)
Tom, Our Hero, adopted (see: Allin Family Tree)
-Jillian, wife
-Shelia Larson, future ex-wife, half-sister
-Winnie, niece, unknown which side of family she's on, and/or to which brother/sister she belongs
-Skystalker, half-nephew
Mort, ste-puncle
-Randy, Mort's son, Tom's step-cousin
Butch Daffodil, Tom's Godfather
Hutch, cousin
Willy, cousin
Sherm, cousin (maternal side)
Ron, brother
-Caesar, son
-Dierdre, wife
-daughter?
Dom, brother
-Shelia Larson, ex-wife, dating on-off for five years
Jon, brother
Danny, brother
Sean, brother
Lon, brother
San (Korean exchange student)
Janine, sister
Rhoda, sister
The Zieglers
Royden S. Ziegler I
-Rhoda, wife
-Roy Jr., son
-Rhoda Jr., daughter
-Rhoyda, daughter
-Michael Philly Phanatic Jr. Ziegler, son
-long-lost step-son
-North Philly Guy Ty, grandfather
-Philly Man Stan, cousin?
-Manayunk Mel, cousin?
-Wealthy First Wife
-Carl: Soundboard Repairman, step-cousin
-Rolph, great-grandfather
-Ray (aka, Philly Boy Ray), Roy's father
-Mort, uncle
The Monroe Brothers, aka, "America's Kennedys"
Frank, patriarch, failed ballplayer, former rock breaking business owner, father of 17 sons
-Morton, brother/uncle
-Ray-Ray, brother/uncle
-Kerouac, brother/uncle, stole a parade; enjoyed "sweatpants fun"
Reggie, kicked off Survivor for having a spank-a-thon (i.e. a pant-party)
Phil, popular TCAP guest-star
-Phil's Son, drunk driver, booted off Apprentice Jr.
Norm, went to HS with Tom; Tom stole his Dokken tape.
Claude (minor league baseball star on half-A Newbridge Bridges/steamboat thief/cocaine enthusiast)
-Commissioner Selig, son
Sean & Mike (busted for selling pot to uniformed police officers at the 2008 Olympics)
Robert (Congressman, possibly dead in Emerald Nightmare explosion)
-Carl Palmer, son
-4 other kids
-Shelia Larson, wife #2
Blaze, self-styled "Alec Baldwin of the Monroes," failed actor/model/media personality
Miles Coltrane "MC" "Stench" Monroe, former star of reality show, "Sewer Skunks"
-7 kids, Emperor, Police Chief, Surgeon General, four unnamed
Bort, owner of Monroe Autobody. Monroe brother.
Denny, "Pant Bandit." Unknown if Denny's a son/cousin/stepnephew, etc.
Shelia, sister of the Monroe Brothers
Ron, Newbridge pride parade planner. Unknown how he's related.
Ty, youngest son of Frank Monroe and youngest "Monroe Brother." Habitual liar and unreliable narrator.
The Dalrymples
Cyrus (aka, "Old Man Dalrymple"), exsanguinated by Darren Ploppletone.
- "Young Man Dalrymple", son
- Jennings. Unknown if he's also YMD or a different son, entirely.
-Unnamed Wife, Kim's Mom and naturopathic/New Age healer
-Kim, daughter
-Tim, nephew
-Rod, nephew
-Older Man Dalrymple, older brother???
-Oldest Man Dalrymple, father???
-Cyrus Dalrymple the First (ascended to heaven -- but not before doing a backflip -- in 1914), grandfather?
The Hutchins-es
(Hippie) Johnny
(Tornado) Todd
The Ploppletons
Darren, aka D-Plopp aka Plopp-Tron 5000, penname "Colonel Klink's Dink"
-Janice, first ex-wife
-Helen, second ex-wife
-Greg, son
-Mindy, daughter
-Kim Dalrymple, third ex-wife
Len, aka "Hammerhead" from the NBHC scene, brother
-Emerson, son
-Taft, son
Ray (Chief), brother
Del, brother
Unnamed little sister (once eaten by a dog)
-Herbert, son, Darren's nephew (could also be Ray's kid)
Edgar, father, deceased (barged, but survived!)
The Kerns
Maurice Kern (Uncle to the Monroe Brothers)
-Jessup, younger brother
-Jarrett Kern, nephew
-Linus the Blogger, nephew
-Giles Kern, nephew
-Bill Rutliffe, grandnephew, Warden of Newbridge Correctional
-Mort Kern, ste-pneph-unc
--Rick Sherman, Mort's son
-Unnamed Grandson
Vaughn Kern, father; silent film star; died age 130
The Strauss-es
Trent L.
-Vince, son
-Strauss, L., trans-gendered step-niece, formerly step-nephew
L. Trent. L., grandfather
Dylan, brother
Bob L., brother
Del, oldest brother?
Tim, brother
Jimmy, youngest brother
Boyd R., unknown, erotic film director in the 70s
The Fleers
Power Pop Pop-Pop (barged, survived!)
-Cheap Trick Rick, illegitimate son
Reginald, father
The Halversoms
Tor
-Fat Mikey, son
Sven, brother
The Palfners
Kip
-Pudge, son
The Schwarzendrubers
Myron, father/grandfather???, inventor of pebbled garbage can
-Keith (Rich Robinson's life-stealer), son/grandson???
-Paul "Golf Nuts", son/grandson???
The Harris-es/Dinkins-es
Corey
-Shelia Larson, ex-wife
-Skystalker, son (Note: Tom is a half-uncle to Skystalker and an ex-brother-in-law of Corey Harris)
-Pam, mother
-Winifred, grandmother
The Davies
The Honorable Judge Montgomery Davies (since disbarred)
-Rick Davies, grandson (works at the Double C)
-Don Klaumenser, nephew
-Runyon, brother (owner of Newbridge Ratmen)
-Roderick Davies, elder relative? Former Newbridge mayor in the mid-80s
The Coopers
Jeff (passed-on, barged)
Craig, son
The "Bills"
Big Bill
Little Bill, son
Mr. Sherbert, dog
The Higgins-es
Paul
Rick, son
The Von Trimbles
Adolph Von Trimble and (Lady Doctor Von Trimble?), Timmy's parents?
Dieter Von Trimble, Timmy's father?
Timmy
Toffy, brother
Nathan, grand-uncle?
-Thaddeus, grandson, Timmy's second-cousin?
The Healys
Mark
-Emily, daughter
Mike
The Brushman/Brusher's Family
Rex, Sr. (aka, The Brushman, Tom's supervillain arch-rival)
Rex, Sr., brother
Rex, Sr., father
Rex, Sr., grandfather (croaked)
Mike "The Miracle" Manheim (former NY Giants player/father)
- "Magic" Todd Manheim (Newbridge HS basketball phenom/son)
The Harrupses
Mayor, father
Officer Wayne, bronzed, survived!
-Darlene Harrops nee Danzig, wife
-Julie Harrops (Glen Danzig's niece)
Theodore, unknown
Nathan, unknown
Guisseppe, unknown
The Prefontaines
Bryce
Brent, middle Prefontaine brother
Brad, Bryce and Brent's youngest brother, attends Newbridge Military Academy (unaccredited, online)
Steve, uncle
The Langstroms
Chris, lead singer of The Wednesday Rockets
Rod, father
The Sajaks
Mike
-Mike's grandson
Patty, brother
The Larsons
Shelia
-Rhonda, mother
-Madeleine, grandmother (?). Married to Roland Gorchnik
-Andreas, father (raised her)
-Roger Scharpling, birth father
-_____, aunt
-Darlene, sister?
-Skystalker, son
-Shandy, cousin
The DeMartinis
Rory, unknown (former bandmate of Bret Haskins's New The Clash)
Chub, unknown
Billy, unknown
Charles, unknown, nuclear engineer
The Dworkins
Barry
Skip, Barry's younger brother
Skyler, Barry and Skip's grandfather
The Garfinkles
Keith
-Edmund T., uncle/Postmaster General
The "Germans"
Werner
Ruteger, brother
-Wilhelm, cousin
Anita (Tom's Mom) Scharpling's Sister's Family
Sherm, Tom's cousin
-Sherm's Older Brother, Tom's cousin
The Whitings
Trip
-Trip Jr., son
Trip's Brother
The Remingtons
Rick
Mark
The Shropshires
Kenneth (Brooklyn hipster)
-Mr. T, son
-Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, son
The Roves
Kyle
Karl, father
The Threadwells
Rupert
Brock, father, 118-years-old
The Dworkins
Barrance (Barry)
Dawn, mother
Mike from Stonebridge (no last name given)
-Fogelnest, son
-Spielberg, son
-Roosevelt, son
-Robert Johnson, son
-Salk, son
-Edison, son
-Muhammed Ali, son
-Kinnison, son
-Monk, son
-Psychic Friend, son, disowned
The Tompkinses
Matthew, on-off SHOUT! Network executive
Chet, father? SHOUT! Network executive in the late-70s
The Allins
Merle Sr., patriarch
-Arleta, wife
-Merle Jr., son, Murder Junkie
-Kevin "GG", son, Murder Junkie, passed-on
-Tom Scharpling (adopted by Roger and Anita at age 2), son
The Jenningses
Sheldon, father
-Toby, son
