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Title: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on November 24, 2008, 04:03:10 PM
"Nico just dropped a massive deuce in Herc's box and I don't know that he's all that happy about it."
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Post by: samir on November 24, 2008, 04:07:46 PM
"If it isn't a Holocaust drama, not interested"
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Post by: yesno on November 24, 2008, 04:15:50 PM
I have not yet spoken today, and this is the first sentence that I've typed.
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Post by: Trotskie on November 24, 2008, 04:22:46 PM
"At least I know why they call it "Moisttown" now."
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Post by: Dan B on November 24, 2008, 04:32:23 PM
" Are you going to Family Guy Sings at Carnegie Hall tonight?"
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Post by: cutout on November 24, 2008, 04:52:13 PM
"In the future, television will only have two channels: one called Murder and the other called Fucking".
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 24, 2008, 05:58:16 PM
"In the future, television will only have two channels: one called Murder and the other called Fucking".

i'll take this.


"You should take a bath.  Seriously, that’s a guy."
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Post by: Martin on November 24, 2008, 06:29:49 PM
"I watched U2 suck in three dimensions tonight."
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Post by: dave from knoxville on November 24, 2008, 06:30:23 PM
For me it's probably this; I apologize in advance.

"Staff and administration would have the faint consolation of a week off; faculty would get nothing but a smaller paycheck. "
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Post by: bakersfieldchimp on November 24, 2008, 06:59:09 PM
"It's like you've never seriously thought about taking a sperm bank for all it was worth before!"

(chat, thankfully, so no one overheard it)
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Post by: Jason on November 24, 2008, 07:15:19 PM
I managed to overcome this cursed disease through the power of prayer, eating raw foods and a strict excercise regime (Yoga, star jumps and power lifting).
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 24, 2008, 08:59:57 PM
"Those dumbköpfs [sic] called me back and said they are closing early Wednesday and asked if you could drop the chair off next week. I told them to screw off – using nicer words."
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Post by: Wes on November 25, 2008, 10:24:44 AM
"You're all missing the obvious symbolic connection between Axl's huge bandana and Jesus' crown of thorns."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 25, 2008, 10:46:41 AM
i wish i knew Wes in real life. 
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Post by: Stupornaut on November 25, 2008, 12:46:42 PM
"He's like the Peter Sellers of McDonald's commercials."
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Post by: erika on November 25, 2008, 01:06:23 PM
"Talk to you later guys. I gotta go frolic in a meadow..."
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Post by: Pat K on November 25, 2008, 01:42:20 PM
This happened yesterday, but I got out of my car downtown shouting "It's called ALLEGORY, stupid!" at my passenger.
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Post by: emma on November 25, 2008, 05:00:09 PM
To a group of 12-year-olds: "The shoulders are the pelvis of the upper body."
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Post by: namethebats on November 25, 2008, 05:04:04 PM
"Apparently we had another case of someone putting a fake engagement notice in the paper."
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 25, 2008, 05:45:48 PM
"That shop is fully of Sallys"
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Post by: samir on November 25, 2008, 05:52:28 PM
"Yeah, that's the auditorium where I got booed by eighteen hundred RENT fans"
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Post by: Martin on November 25, 2008, 06:32:27 PM
"I hope you're not too fond of your hair color because at the end of this tale it will be bone white!"

(with apologies to PFT)
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Post by: Big Plastic Head on November 25, 2008, 07:22:47 PM
This just happened. A call was transferred to me from reception. A guy needed a web site...

ME: Hello, this is Patrick.
CALLER (Voice of an man in his 60's with a bit of a southern drawl):Hi there. My name is Jim _____.
(long pause)
ME: Um. Hello, Jim. What can I do for you?
CALLER: Yeah you do web sites, right?
ME: Yes we do.
CALLER: Well I am thinking of getting a computer here soon and was wondering what it would take to get a web site set up and running.
ME: Well, Jim, what kind of web site did you have in mind?
CALLER: Nude.
(VERY long pause.)

It went downhill from there...

That's it. I'm going home early...
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Andy on November 26, 2008, 06:43:19 AM
"Show me your penis"
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 26, 2008, 10:38:03 AM
"he is too casual for a company that is jumping through its asshole to stay afloat"
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Post by: Martin on November 26, 2008, 10:39:32 AM
That made me laugh.
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 26, 2008, 10:52:15 AM
"They didn't even play it!  It's more like, 'Never Gonna Give You My Money Again'..."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Andy on November 26, 2008, 11:01:20 AM
that's more than one sentence.
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 26, 2008, 11:05:25 AM
"They didn't even play it!  It's more like, 'Never Gonna Give You My Money Again'..."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on November 26, 2008, 11:42:18 AM
"I'm going to go over to 14 West and shank a programmer."

This will be even better when I actually go over there and do it. I think I'll use something dull.
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Post by: emma on November 26, 2008, 11:52:19 AM
"We're going to have to upholster a jockstrap, probably."
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 26, 2008, 12:45:11 PM
"We're going to have to upholster a jockstrap, probably."

I must know the context.  Are you the next Marcel Duchamp?
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Post by: emma on November 26, 2008, 01:55:06 PM
"We're going to have to upholster a jockstrap, probably."

I must know the context.  Are you the next Marcel Duchamp?

Yes, but this was because I got enlisted to do costumes for the school play.

Everyone taking drama has to do something, so I figured I should pick an area I can excel in, you know?
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Post by: Andy on November 26, 2008, 01:57:55 PM
"The fact that he "no bid" project 4 means that he either has to do the work for no cost or walk and forfeit his bond."

my life is so exciting/interesting.
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Post by: Martin on November 26, 2008, 05:24:08 PM
"Abel Ferrara is the best, and the worst, guy to direct a documentary about the Chelsea Hotel."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Wes on November 26, 2008, 09:33:17 PM
"It's simple: cheaper robot hands mean fewer serial killer hand murders."
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Post by: John Junk 2.0 on November 26, 2008, 09:55:32 PM
"If by 'pleaser' you mean 'perplexer' than yes, "The Elaine" was a crowd pleaser."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Denim Gremlin on November 27, 2008, 01:02:56 AM
"what if I found a head?"
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Post by: Pride of Staten Island on November 28, 2008, 04:12:32 AM
"I wasn't implying anything. You inferred my ass."
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Post by: Come on, Jason on November 28, 2008, 01:46:20 PM
"Stupid matte-box man keeps flaking on me - will try again Monday."
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Post by: Martin on November 28, 2008, 05:38:41 PM
"Is it still a porn hotel?"
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Post by: Jack from Arkansas on November 29, 2008, 10:12:02 PM
I was fixing the well pump at my mother's house today.  She asked me if I wanted her to call her neighbor Dave to help.  When I didn't recognize the name she says, "you know, the guy who drinks a lot and collects arrowheads."
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 30, 2008, 02:28:04 AM
"It's 8:45 a.m. and by the time she brings us our drinks it'll be 9 a.m.  That's late enough."
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Post by: emma on November 30, 2008, 10:55:15 AM
"So is Pomegranate Man's archnemesis the Bean Salad Thing, or are they secretly working together?"
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 30, 2008, 04:21:13 PM
"I'm sorry that the Tivo on your boat can only record one show at a time."
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 01, 2008, 01:57:35 PM
"Not to mention, I am circumstantially claustrophobic."
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Post by: samir on December 01, 2008, 02:34:09 PM
"it was a non-racist massacre"
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Post by: Martin on December 01, 2008, 06:45:32 PM
"it was a non-racist massacre"

That's a great one.
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Post by: AllisonLeGnome on December 01, 2008, 08:15:23 PM
"I did not measure its circumference in comparison to vegetables!"
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Post by: Gibby on December 01, 2008, 11:11:00 PM
"It's basically Aristotle...with tits."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on December 02, 2008, 12:20:15 AM
Any possibility the girls with the bows in their hair were
referring to the filmmaker, not the violent mob action?
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Post by: WavyGravy on December 02, 2008, 10:00:39 AM
"It's India's 9-11"
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Post by: Wes on December 02, 2008, 10:23:40 AM
"We're all in agreement that the Doobie Brothers were the band best equipped to survive on a starship, right?"
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Post by: jbissell on December 02, 2008, 10:56:31 AM
"Yes, I did actually watch the Kid Rock VH1 Storytellers last night."
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Post by: emma on December 02, 2008, 12:04:37 PM
"We're all in agreement that the Doobie Brothers were the band best equipped to survive on a starship, right?"

Where on earth would you find a group of people who would agree with that? CLEARLY UNTRUE.
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Post by: Stan on December 02, 2008, 12:20:07 PM
"We're all in agreement that the Doobie Brothers were the band best equipped to survive on a starship, right?"

Where on earth would you find a group of people who would agree with that? CLEARLY UNTRUE.

 I concur, Emma. Did the Doobies ever release an album about space travel? I think not.

 Canucks in space!

[youtube]mY9NVFhZlkg[/youtube]
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Post by: Wes on December 02, 2008, 01:01:19 PM
"We're all in agreement that the Doobie Brothers were the band best equipped to survive on a starship, right?"

Where on earth would you find a group of people who would agree with that? CLEARLY UNTRUE.

 I concur, Emma. Did the Doobies ever release an album about space travel? I think not.

 Canucks in space!

[youtube]mY9NVFhZlkg[/youtube]

Recording an album about space travel is hardly the same thing as being equipped to successfully travel in space. You want to listen to some songs about spaceships, there are plenty of bands who can help you out. But if you want a band to successfully crew and pilot your spaceship, the Doobies would deliver.
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Post by: Stan on December 02, 2008, 01:08:57 PM
What a fool believes, Wes. What a fool believes.
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Post by: erika on December 02, 2008, 01:32:34 PM
"Balls. Goddamn monkeys!"
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Post by: samir on December 02, 2008, 01:38:45 PM
"I annotated, tabbed and highlighted the shit out of my statutes book"
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Post by: namethebats on December 02, 2008, 06:43:48 PM
Recording an album about space travel is hardly the same thing as being equipped to successfully travel in space. You want to listen to some songs about spaceships, there are plenty of bands who can help you out. But if you want a band to successfully crew and pilot your spaceship, the Doobies would deliver.

I don't know. The Silver Apples look pretty at home in front of a control panel:

(http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/s/silverapple_contact~~_101b.jpg)
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Post by: John Junk 2.0 on December 02, 2008, 07:28:48 PM
I don't think I'd trust Simeon to drive a golf cart, much less a spaceship.
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Post by: Gibby on December 02, 2008, 07:33:54 PM
'I Have Known Love' is a great song though.
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Post by: yesno on December 02, 2008, 07:43:12 PM
(http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/12/2/f_vonlmom_9965212.gif)

Von Lmo has some experience in space also.
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Post by: John Junk 2.0 on December 02, 2008, 07:54:48 PM
'I Have Known Love' is a great song though.


No doubt.  They have a bunch of great songs.


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Post by: AllisonLeGnome on December 02, 2008, 10:14:47 PM
Not said by me, but so great I have to share:

"That hobo needs food not guidos!"
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Post by: Chris L on December 05, 2008, 02:33:52 AM
"I forget, did someone eat his brain or did he eat his own?"
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Post by: emma on December 05, 2008, 09:31:38 AM
"As long as it's huge, pointy and above his hairline it shouldn't matter."
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 05, 2008, 09:54:15 AM
"Michael Jordan's hand is not an octagon."
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Post by: erika on December 05, 2008, 12:19:49 PM
"I think I thrive on being a stress-puppy. So this is all good news."
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Post by: Josh Fenderman on December 05, 2008, 12:44:30 PM
" I swear Michael McDonald does background vocals on this song."
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Post by: Wes on December 05, 2008, 02:48:10 PM
"You're all going to feel pretty stupid when I prove that homeless guy isn't really homeless."
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Post by: Beth on December 09, 2008, 12:17:14 PM
"I can't imagine giving birth to a centaur"
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Post by: Martin on December 09, 2008, 12:19:12 PM
That's just as weird IN context.
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Post by: erika on December 09, 2008, 12:43:51 PM
"Zach Galifianakis is going to be on The Best Show tonight!"
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Post by: Andy on December 09, 2008, 01:07:52 PM
To date I have received no demo/replacement info from you, which means that nothing will be included in any of the affected scopes and OCE will be responsible per the selective demo spec that was included in the bid package.
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 09, 2008, 01:09:19 PM
To date I have received no demo/replacement info from you, which means that nothing will be included in any of the affected scopes and OCE will be responsible per the selective demo spec that was included in the bid package.

Wow. You are Serious Cat.
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Post by: erika on December 09, 2008, 02:14:01 PM
I can haz demo spec?
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Post by: Andy on December 09, 2008, 02:17:52 PM
I'm going to fuck the shit out of this guy (figuratively, not literally.)  I told him not to bid my jobs any more because he did so poorly on the last one.  It's public work so I can't legally throw his bid out without a TON of red tape.  He promised me this job would be different and he hasn't even made it 5 days without fucking up. 

I'm not a yeller, but I've screamed at this guy to the point of embarassing myself in the past.  He's a lying sack of shit.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 09, 2008, 02:40:50 PM
I'm going to fuck the shit out of this guy (figuratively, not literally.)  I told him not to bid my jobs any more because he did so poorly on the last one.  It's public work so I can't legally throw his bid out without a TON of red tape.  He promised me this job would be different and he hasn't even made it 5 days without fucking up. 

I'm not a yeller, but I've screamed at this guy to the point of embarassing myself in the past.  He's a lying sack of shit.

Wow. Sounds like a Class A yutzknuckle.  I am really sorry.  I am also not the yelling type, so when I do it, I feel really weird about it. 

I wish I could give advice, but I know nothing about the bidding process.
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Post by: Andy on December 09, 2008, 02:45:10 PM
there's nothing to be done but deal with him and try to mitigate the damage he can do to the overall success of the job for our client.  In the end, I get paid to deal with idiots like this, so it's not like it's a surprise. 
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Post by: mike_b on December 10, 2008, 08:10:36 PM
Not mine but pretty great

Quote
you may think yer smart because i had to google that word, but the fact is that you are using words to cover up a hole in yourself that is in the shape of another man's penis
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Post by: Andy on December 10, 2008, 08:40:31 PM
"it costs $211 to rent a tux by tomorrow."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: senorcorazon on December 11, 2008, 08:11:49 AM
Not mine but pretty great

Quote
you may think yer smart because i had to google that word, but the fact is that you are using words to cover up a hole in yourself that is in the shape of another man's penis your fear of homosexuality

Fixed.
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Post by: John Junk 2.0 on December 11, 2008, 04:52:34 PM
This looks like a Christmas pot pourri. And tastes like it.
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Post by: Jonathan Steven on December 11, 2008, 05:00:02 PM
"You're twistin' my melon, man."
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Post by: Jack from Arkansas on December 11, 2008, 06:43:29 PM
"You're not gonna be a male model so why not just enjoy some fucking toast?"
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Post by: mike_b on December 11, 2008, 07:05:35 PM
I said this just now:

This Diwali, get ready for a barking-good time!
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 12, 2008, 09:38:26 AM
"Gordon! nice decorations, pal...don't fall from that ladder."
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Post by: samir on December 12, 2008, 11:51:18 AM
"What if his business actually card said that, "Ass of Titanium" ?"
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Post by: erika on December 12, 2008, 12:17:55 PM
"well, have fun at your bbq lunch today. enjoy your MEAT. (that means penis)"
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Post by: Andy on December 12, 2008, 01:38:35 PM
What's your preference: bathroom or not?
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Post by: Spoony on December 12, 2008, 05:03:57 PM
"I think we're going to make this an all-clown network."
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Post by: Come on, Jason on December 12, 2008, 05:16:39 PM
Email to dad:  "I just got a turquoise LL Bean fleece jacket with my company's logo on it.  Some Christmas bonus, huh."

Dad's response:  "You won't have any trouble not getting laid with that."

My dad's a funny old man.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Phantom Hugger on December 13, 2008, 03:55:32 PM
What's your preference: bathroom or not?

said to children or adults?
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Andy on December 13, 2008, 05:24:50 PM
What's your preference: bathroom or not?

said to children or adults?
adults.  I'm ordering a jobsite trailer for one of my jobs and it can either have a meeting room that's big enough for our meetings or it can have a bathroom (we're in an existing facility that is going to let us use their facilities, but it would be a walk to get to the restroom and since I'm not going to be out there I didn't want to just say "screw it, they can walk to the bathroom")
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on January 16, 2009, 01:39:34 PM
Said by me: "I should have asked him for a reference before he died."

Extra sentence for Friday! Email today from Netflix. Subject line: ""How was the Picture Quality of "Scooby-Doo in Where's My Mummy??""
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Andy on January 16, 2009, 09:50:35 PM
"hey Ronnie, are you going to let me turn in PBIP on SoonerVision or are you going to be a dick about it?"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Andy on January 16, 2009, 09:50:53 PM
Ronnie's the VP of the company.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Martin on January 17, 2009, 05:30:35 PM
"Your dad bought a hospital?"

(It was true too.)
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Post by: Ike on January 17, 2009, 09:20:14 PM
"I think it sounds fine. Maybe take some off the high end and let the toms ring."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: stephen on January 17, 2009, 11:07:37 PM
Most of the music is really bad and a lot of people there wear big floppy hats and I don’t understand why.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: samir on January 18, 2009, 12:04:54 AM
I think they've taken HEY, MR. PERVERT off the air.
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Post by: mike_b on January 18, 2009, 05:16:17 PM
Cusses the likes of which Howie Mandel has never heard.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on January 18, 2009, 10:18:46 PM
I give "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" an "A."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on January 19, 2009, 12:56:17 AM
"it would be really funny if all the other channels looked like crap now"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 26, 2009, 05:48:53 PM
"I'm picturing the whole thing happening in Stalin's inner sanctum, with flourishes of music."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on January 26, 2009, 06:05:18 PM
"I love you. You make a good Crunk."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Andy on January 27, 2009, 05:34:33 PM
that's 2 sentences.  pick one to throw out or be disqualified.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on February 01, 2009, 11:07:06 PM
But they're made by elves -- elves don't have salmonella!
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on February 02, 2009, 09:58:03 AM
fine, i'll close the curtain.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Wes on February 02, 2009, 10:15:47 AM
Dylan went electric so will.I.am went holographic.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: samir on February 02, 2009, 11:14:56 AM
How are you going to get one hundred sandwiches on your bike?
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: oilcantim on February 02, 2009, 06:26:12 PM
I'm going to go home and cry.  Tears of... shame.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on February 03, 2009, 10:32:44 AM
more like, hillbilly wedding.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Viceroy Slim on February 03, 2009, 10:59:18 AM
"yeah its like a beanie baby that loves you back."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on February 03, 2009, 11:59:41 AM
There are few things more shame-inducing than accidentally spilling a cold beverage on a homeless person.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Wes on February 03, 2009, 12:17:37 PM
"I should probably apologize to the friends and family of The Big Bopper for that whole 'Day The Music Dieted' thing."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Chris L on February 03, 2009, 01:08:44 PM
"... last pants chower drive."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on February 03, 2009, 11:46:32 PM
"Forget what I said about zapping sausage man."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: senorcorazon on February 04, 2009, 06:37:37 PM
Taken completely IN context and said to me by a colleague was getting off the elevator; highlight of my day.
"Okay, now I have to go walk past a giant piece of cake"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on February 10, 2009, 01:47:21 PM
It's your call, but i see no benefit to "the good seats" at a monster truck rally.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on February 10, 2009, 03:47:12 PM
Rocket farts are nothing to fuck with.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Chris L on February 10, 2009, 04:11:38 PM
I was just speaking in generalogies. 
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Omar on February 10, 2009, 07:10:51 PM
"This new Goblin Cock is pretty good!"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erechoveraker on February 11, 2009, 01:02:37 PM
"...that little guy deserves his own breakfast cereal that tastes like Rohyphnol and HGH."

Pretty easy to figure out who I was talking about, I'm sure. 
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on February 11, 2009, 02:17:18 PM
"This new Goblin Cock is pretty good!"

This belongs in a new thread: "Best sentence you've said/typed in your entire life."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Spoony on March 03, 2009, 03:24:28 PM
From a 10 year old kid on a tour in 30 Rock...
"I haven't been here since the 80's."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: samir on March 03, 2009, 03:34:54 PM
"I guess I'm more classically racist, than offensively racist."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on March 03, 2009, 04:23:59 PM
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY META DATA? I'll kill someone."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JustSheaNo on March 03, 2009, 07:31:10 PM
I wonder if we get to be Steve McQueen with a skullface again?

//topical!
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Wes on March 04, 2009, 06:48:05 PM
"Should I just go up to him and say 'Excuse me, sir, I'm sure you get this all the time, but are you, by chance, the veteran character actor Bruce McGill?'"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: steve davidson on March 04, 2009, 07:38:31 PM
yeah well i wasnt talking about balled up pieces of paper or something, trash.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on March 22, 2009, 10:45:26 PM
Someone needs to tell Matthew Barney that Fleetwood Mac beat him to it.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: DoodleJump! on March 22, 2009, 11:42:47 PM
"We don't need no audio, we don't need no visual, to tell that our hearts toot for you!"
Long story, but out of context the weirdest ditty I have penned.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Spoony on March 23, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
"Well, enough about the board games we played this weekend, how was Europe?"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Chris L on March 23, 2009, 02:30:35 PM
I suspect there's been a rift in the space-coke continuum. 
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on March 23, 2009, 03:27:15 PM
I found that cookie to be highly fucking offensive.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on March 25, 2009, 10:32:17 AM
Gangster, boxer, and sub captain. That guy is a triple threat.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Andy on March 25, 2009, 12:15:20 PM
someone needs to change this to the best sentenceS you've said/typed today to make it comply with all the rule breakers.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on April 11, 2009, 12:07:43 PM
"Are you actually going to try and argue that Famous Amos was NOT a character in Greek mythology?"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on April 11, 2009, 12:45:00 PM
someone needs to change this to the best sentenceS you've said/typed today to make it comply with all the rule breakers.

I started this thread and I REFUSE.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Martin on April 11, 2009, 02:15:01 PM
"Four ultrasounds said girl, but it's a boy."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Wes on April 20, 2009, 01:03:22 PM
"I would have gladly taken a nap on Herbert Hoover’s face."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on April 20, 2009, 01:16:25 PM
"trust me, that song in spongebob is by twisted sister."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: DoodleJump! on April 20, 2009, 09:01:16 PM
"Well, it's ok, but it doesn't have a beard."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Pidgeon on April 20, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
"Some Virginians sound like Foghorn Leghorn."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: hugman on May 06, 2009, 12:41:10 AM
"What the fucking dildo?"  LA Traffic necessitates new turlet mouth combinations.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Pidgeon on May 06, 2009, 02:20:39 AM
Trebek's eyes always look so sparkling.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: moonshake on May 06, 2009, 09:14:29 AM
This is not very original, but I did use it in an IM session with a co-worker a few days ago: "Mad as a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding?"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on May 06, 2009, 10:03:21 AM
These PDF files are going to kill me someday.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: yesno on May 06, 2009, 10:38:00 AM
Hitler was like a super Giuliani.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on May 07, 2009, 12:33:02 PM
last nite at P. F. Chang's, "Shaun, I don't want your sloppy seconds fortune!"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: DoodleJump! on May 07, 2009, 11:31:19 PM
"Never underestimate the magic of clay...or imagination."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Jack from Arkansas on May 09, 2009, 08:12:37 PM
Today my girlfriend said, "I wish you'd never taught my mom how to text message."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: cutout on May 09, 2009, 08:17:50 PM
"I'll do the worm on your grave"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erechoveraker on May 09, 2009, 08:57:26 PM
That dude who played Ogre deserves an Oscar retroactively because his performance is just amazing, his nerddar is epic.


NERDS!
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: buffcoat on May 09, 2009, 10:32:16 PM
"I'll do the worm on your grave"

Winner!
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Andy on May 09, 2009, 11:23:33 PM
no shit. might as well lock the thread.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on July 01, 2009, 06:51:25 PM
I love having a debate about Free Will while I'm wearing no pants.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Nicksy on July 02, 2009, 01:11:48 AM
"I wish there was a 'car share' for dogs"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on July 02, 2009, 11:15:44 AM
"I can fuck up some Google ads."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on July 02, 2009, 11:43:39 AM
"Why?  You wanna put me in your pocket?"










*2 sentence rule
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Spoony on July 05, 2009, 06:50:47 PM
Dammit, Jamie...you told me Timmy was dead.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on August 05, 2009, 02:57:45 PM
I think I'm giving birth to Keiffer Sutherland's character from Stand By Me
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on August 05, 2009, 02:59:02 PM
bring your fake hair and your fake teeth.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: betheboy on August 05, 2009, 03:40:35 PM
Who do you think I am, Al Jaffee?
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Christina on August 05, 2009, 03:47:04 PM
Arf - yes, it's Witch's Guide to Cooking with Children.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on August 06, 2009, 10:39:37 PM
Kahlil Gibran is so fat, his belly button has an event horizon.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: samir on August 09, 2009, 07:19:13 PM
I just think that pleats will make me look like a serial killer.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on August 10, 2009, 10:48:49 AM
i hate this part: when Paul F. Tompkins turns into Satan.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Sarah on August 10, 2009, 05:44:12 PM
This victory is as dust in my mouth.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on August 12, 2009, 02:46:31 PM
Fuck that baby unicorn.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: DoodleJump! on August 12, 2009, 02:48:07 PM
Dedicate a cheeto to me.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: AllisonLeGnome on August 14, 2009, 12:28:12 AM
Thank you so, so much for not being sexy pikachu.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erechoveraker on August 14, 2009, 01:26:44 AM
Yeah, that is pretty "I've got a Fiero in the driveway".
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Martin on August 14, 2009, 06:11:19 AM
Apocalypse did not disappoint.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on August 14, 2009, 10:45:19 AM
this is bullshit, i knew i forgot my headphones.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: dave from knoxville on August 14, 2009, 08:39:19 PM
He was accused, in fact there was videotape, of him, ummm, commiserating with a girl who turned out to be below the age of consent, even in Georgia.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on August 17, 2009, 10:16:24 AM
the days of free vending machine food are over, richard. 
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on August 17, 2009, 01:40:10 PM
My god is an everything bagel that turns into a kitty.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Jack from Arkansas on September 28, 2009, 05:50:22 PM
"soon your ass will go flat and your belly will get big."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: thom on September 28, 2009, 10:35:32 PM
I'm sorry I'm throwing beans at you.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: sushi cowboy on September 28, 2009, 11:32:39 PM
"Sure, it’s ideal that Hawkeye and Trapper’s surgical gowns can be put to good use in 5,000 years, but practically speaking it’s a long shot"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: colonel panic on September 29, 2009, 04:18:57 PM
I didn't say this but yesno did:

"That's definitely Genius Bar shit."

I'm just waiting for a moment to drop this at work.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: DoodleJump! on October 01, 2009, 01:47:02 PM
I don't think it's good for me; it's white and very greasy.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Martin on October 01, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
I didn't say this, someone else did, but it's pretty great. In a liquor store today I heard this:

"Do you have any red wine that's good to drink in a bath tub?"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: snogrog on October 01, 2009, 02:37:28 PM
Probably quoting "Notorious" which I watched last night (holy moley that movie was bad.)

"Keep the suspendahs. Lose the shirt."

or referencing some slang in the movie to a friend.

"You mean your momma-duece?"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: buffcoat on October 01, 2009, 03:33:12 PM
Probably quoting "Notorious" which I watched last night (holy moley that movie was bad.)

"Keep the suspendahs. Lose the shirt."

or referencing some slang in the movie to a friend.

"You mean your momma-duece?"


The Hitchcock movie of the same name is quite good.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on October 01, 2009, 03:39:25 PM
It's only 740 euro... I'm going to book it!
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: colonel panic on October 06, 2009, 02:05:41 PM
"let's just go ahead assume that everyone is using ie8."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Martin on October 06, 2009, 02:14:56 PM
"If it's a gas leak, why do I smell smoke?"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Chris L on October 26, 2009, 11:36:39 AM
"I would hate him even without the date rape.  That's just the raping on the cake."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on October 26, 2009, 11:38:17 AM
"let's just go ahead assume that everyone is using ie8."

Oh no. Are you in IT?
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: samir on October 26, 2009, 02:56:30 PM
"Well, that's just more laundry than I could handle"

(someone said this to me)
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: colonel panic on October 26, 2009, 03:05:53 PM
"let's just go ahead assume that everyone is using ie8."

Oh no. Are you in IT?

Just web development on the side. So sort of.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on October 26, 2009, 03:21:30 PM
So am I. You're being sarcastic about developing just for IE8, yes?

(That was the best sentence I've typed all day. It's a slow one.)

Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: colonel panic on October 26, 2009, 03:45:56 PM
Yes, sarcasm. Which is why I thought I'd post it here because the person I was working on the project with thought I was serious. I realize it wasn't exactly taken out of context but the intent of the message totally failed. Humor: I suck at it.

So am I. You're being sarcastic about developing just for IE8, yes?

(That was the best sentence I've typed all day. It's a slow one.)


Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on October 26, 2009, 03:51:48 PM
No no that was just my overwhelming hatred of IE8 getting the best of me. That, and I've actually been told (by our IT department) that I should be doing that very thing...

And yeah I derailed this thread IS SOMEBODY GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? I brought this thread into the world and I can take it back out any time I please.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: buffcoat on October 26, 2009, 09:14:13 PM
"I hate everything."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: DoodleJump! on October 29, 2009, 12:22:56 PM
Shanie-poo is singin' it all out.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 02, 2009, 10:42:35 AM
Either:

"Probably gonna be eating an endangered owl or some shit."

Or:

"Oh wait. My phone is ringing. It's the President of America."

Hey, it's only 10:42 am. What did you expect? Milan Kundera?
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: moonshake on January 13, 2010, 12:32:04 PM
Not exactly what what this thread is about, but I had to share this. I know there's a bunch of FOTs who design/develop websites.

This is something that was emailed to me at work today. I'm a web developer and I maintain a website for this person. In addition to her job title "Web Project Coordinator", her email signature also includes this- "Certified Usability Analyst."

Quote
Hi,
This may seem like a silly questions, but is there anyway we can look at websites through other browsers? Such as look at [withheld].org in Firefox? Someone told me (and I’ve read) that we should be reviewing our sites through other browsers and that [withheld].org didn’t look “right”.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on January 13, 2010, 12:57:23 PM
The first title makes sense. The second one is akin to my title at home: Kitty Recreational Services Coordinator. Aka it's a load of BS.

So far my favorite sentence I typed today was "Can someone please turn the heat on in here?"

I hope it all pans out. Fingers crossed! The anticipation is palpable!
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: DS1077 on January 14, 2010, 11:52:13 AM
"This week's Chicago Reader has reviews of 15 Polish restaurants in town, a.k.a. my new bucket list."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: cutout on January 14, 2010, 12:49:30 PM
"You think I need to get right with the Lord? I'm not even on good terms with my landlord."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: harris on January 15, 2010, 02:48:16 PM
"I got of a block early so the addicts wouldn't bother me."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on January 19, 2010, 12:27:35 PM
"I don't think it matters unless the ghost of William Safire comes in for a souvlaki."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: erika on April 20, 2010, 04:25:26 PM
I don't have a sentence, but I just used the term "butt-wise". Pretty cool.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Christina on April 20, 2010, 05:08:06 PM
Ha, funny you say that, I just now referred to myself as a butthole in a meeting....
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Andy on April 20, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Excuse me ladies, but there is a purpose to this thread and you two are straying from it.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Hugman 3.0 on April 20, 2010, 05:42:08 PM
A few days late on this one, but: "Do you want me to hold your potato while you put your pants back on?"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JustSheaNo on April 20, 2010, 09:03:05 PM
"What kind of ninja is this woman? She's ungooglable!" [said on a conference call about a potential vendor]
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Christina on April 20, 2010, 10:43:24 PM
"What kind of ninja is this woman? She's ungooglable!" [said on a conference call about a potential vendor]

googleable is a nice gluppy word to say. I like it, kinda like how I like a nice medium point bic pen.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Andy on April 21, 2010, 06:37:32 AM
You have to say it fast. Like guglable (with a long U). Not like google-able.

I'm good at making up rules
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: slipperyslope on April 21, 2010, 07:59:26 AM
I'm covered in BEEEES!
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: badgrammer on April 21, 2010, 12:36:19 PM
"I'm hacking like a black tar heroin addict." (For all of you Intervention fans out there).
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: JustSheaNo on April 21, 2010, 07:08:36 PM

"What kind of ninja is this woman? She's ungooglable!" [said on a conference call about a potential vendor]

googleable is a nice gluppy word to say. I like it, kinda like how I like a nice medium point bic pen.


I lurv a medium point bic, but even moreso I love a Pilot v5 Precise. Ugh, such a nerd!


You have to say it fast. Like guglable (with a long U). Not like google-able.

I'm good at making up rules

That's pretty much how I said it. Un-googla-bull.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on April 21, 2010, 08:32:49 PM
Yes, sarcasm. Which is why I thought I'd post it here because the person I was working on the project with thought I was serious. I realize it wasn't exactly taken out of context but the intent of the message totally failed. Humor: I suck at it.

So am I. You're being sarcastic about developing just for IE8, yes?

(That was the best sentence I've typed all day. It's a slow one.)



That is a truly depressing thing, when you say something phenomenally stupid to troll the meeting, but then the end users decide it's a great idea.

'Let's just put all the data in one table. The 'Big Daddy' table.'
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Christina on April 21, 2010, 10:17:53 PM

I lurv a medium point bic, but even moreso I love a Pilot v5 Precise. Ugh, such a nerd!


I like a precise point some days too. I have many pen moods.


Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Pidgeon on April 21, 2010, 10:23:22 PM
"It's like the creep from "Greasy Lake" started writing poetry."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Andy on April 22, 2010, 08:20:01 AM
"happy administrative professionals day, bitch."
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: Senator Gothman (D-OR) on April 22, 2010, 10:51:09 AM
"Why not hire Green Lantern - he’s got a ring too!"
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: DoodleJump! on April 22, 2010, 12:52:15 PM
I mean, Shakespeare said her boobs were like...grey and stuff.
Title: Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
Post by: DoodleJump! on June 09, 2010, 01:49:03 PM
"I moisten the batter with my tears, and I bake them with the heat of my emotions."
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 09, 2010, 02:01:18 PM
"she switched her baby because it had down syndrome...scandalous!"
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Post by: AllisonLeGnome on June 11, 2010, 12:46:55 AM
"He typed kidney into the search box... not sure why. Was he trying to be friends with one?"
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Post by: Big Plastic Head on June 11, 2010, 02:12:13 AM
"Don't squeeze toothpaste into my flower bed!!"
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Post by: TacoSmith on June 11, 2010, 03:19:27 AM
This wasn't today, but it's a pretty good one:

"I'm Dick Dale, and I approve this T-shirt!"
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Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 11, 2010, 12:15:19 PM
"You remind me of Wilson from Home Improvement."
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Post by: Senator Gothman (D-OR) on June 11, 2010, 12:28:08 PM
"Ian Curtis the dead guy?"
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 11, 2010, 01:02:10 PM
"she was obsessed with middle initials...."
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 17, 2010, 10:26:30 AM
"Trust me, if you ever heard me rapping for my group 'Flavor Ice' you would know why i never laugh at anyone's music."
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 17, 2010, 10:44:04 AM
"what's worse is, i let her call me a whore and that was supposed to be for you!"
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Post by: Bernard on June 18, 2010, 12:59:07 PM
"yeah this sounds good.  you can kinda hear the teeth falling out.  i think it works quite well."
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Post by: Senator Gothman (D-OR) on June 20, 2010, 06:10:04 PM
"Don't blame Will Clark, blame Done Zimmer for throwing twelve actual clown on the field."
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Post by: ChrisRawk on June 20, 2010, 07:36:49 PM
Not from today but someone might appreciate it:

"Accient Rome probably would have been okay if Caligula would have just cut the shit.  Maybe a little subtlety next go-round, ya know?"
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Post by: ChrisRawk on June 20, 2010, 07:39:30 PM
Oh another one:

"How many musical montages did Cool As Ice need?  It makes Rocky IV look like There Will Be Blood."

"Vanilla Ice just hurts to look at in this movie."

I recently watched Cool As Ice for the first time and apparently had a lot to say about it on Facebook.
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 28, 2010, 12:14:19 PM
"Max Gail - tentacles or not - is always sufficient."
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Post by: DoodleJump! on June 28, 2010, 02:24:39 PM
"It's ok. Pastries of a kind...don't seem to mind."
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 28, 2010, 03:29:33 PM
"and then she said, 'fuck you, i don't give a shit what you think'...it was hilarious."
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 30, 2010, 10:44:42 AM
i admit, i did not write this, but i wish i had. 

from the world's worst writer, 2010 edition, Molly Ringle:

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"For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss — a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil."
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 30, 2010, 10:59:33 AM
Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil."

She stole that from William Thackeray.
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Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 30, 2010, 11:07:44 AM
"You're fired."
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Post by: DoodleJump! on June 30, 2010, 04:28:25 PM
"You're fired."

Was this in seriousness, spoken to you? If so, I am sorry.




"no, I've been here before as a Power Ranger, and I didn't slip. Trust me."
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Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 30, 2010, 04:38:05 PM
"You're fired."

Was this in seriousness, spoken to you? If so, I am sorry.




"no, I've been here before as a Power Ranger, and I didn't slip. Trust me."

Thanks for your concern but I'm only kidding.
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Post by: stephen on August 21, 2010, 01:24:15 AM
"Anyway, it was kind of erotic but kind of weird too because I don't really want to watch MF Doom having sex with people."

sorry.