Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)

[emma]

"We're going to have to upholster a jockstrap, probably."

[JonFromMaplewood]

"We're going to have to upholster a jockstrap, probably."

I must know the context.  Are you the next Marcel Duchamp?

[emma]

"We're going to have to upholster a jockstrap, probably."

I must know the context.  Are you the next Marcel Duchamp?

Yes, but this was because I got enlisted to do costumes for the school play.

Everyone taking drama has to do something, so I figured I should pick an area I can excel in, you know?

[Andy]

"The fact that he "no bid" project 4 means that he either has to do the work for no cost or walk and forfeit his bond."

my life is so exciting/interesting.

[Martin]

"Abel Ferrara is the best, and the worst, guy to direct a documentary about the Chelsea Hotel."

[Wes]

"It's simple: cheaper robot hands mean fewer serial killer hand murders."

[John Junk 2.0]

"If by 'pleaser' you mean 'perplexer' than yes, "The Elaine" was a crowd pleaser."

[Denim Gremlin]

"what if I found a head?"

[Pride of Staten Island]

"I wasn't implying anything. You inferred my ass."

[Come on, Jason]

"Stupid matte-box man keeps flaking on me - will try again Monday."

[Martin]

"Is it still a porn hotel?"

[Jack from Arkansas]

I was fixing the well pump at my mother's house today.  She asked me if I wanted her to call her neighbor Dave to help.  When I didn't recognize the name she says, "you know, the guy who drinks a lot and collects arrowheads."

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"It's 8:45 a.m. and by the time she brings us our drinks it'll be 9 a.m.  That's late enough."

[emma]

"So is Pomegranate Man's archnemesis the Bean Salad Thing, or are they secretly working together?"

[JonFromMaplewood]

"I'm sorry that the Tivo on your boat can only record one show at a time."