Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)

[colonel panic]

"let's just go ahead assume that everyone is using ie8."

Oh no. Are you in IT?

Just web development on the side. So sort of.

[erika]

So am I. You're being sarcastic about developing just for IE8, yes?

(That was the best sentence I've typed all day. It's a slow one.)

[colonel panic]

Yes, sarcasm. Which is why I thought I'd post it here because the person I was working on the project with thought I was serious. I realize it wasn't exactly taken out of context but the intent of the message totally failed. Humor: I suck at it.

So am I. You're being sarcastic about developing just for IE8, yes?

(That was the best sentence I've typed all day. It's a slow one.)

[erika]

No no that was just my overwhelming hatred of IE8 getting the best of me. That, and I've actually been told (by our IT department) that I should be doing that very thing...

And yeah I derailed this thread IS SOMEBODY GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? I brought this thread into the world and I can take it back out any time I please.

[buffcoat]

"I hate everything."

[DoodleJump!]

Shanie-poo is singin' it all out.

[JonFromMaplewood]

Either:

"Probably gonna be eating an endangered owl or some shit."

Or:

"Oh wait. My phone is ringing. It's the President of America."

Hey, it's only 10:42 am. What did you expect? Milan Kundera?

[moonshake]

Not exactly what what this thread is about, but I had to share this. I know there's a bunch of FOTs who design/develop websites.

This is something that was emailed to me at work today. I'm a web developer and I maintain a website for this person. In addition to her job title "Web Project Coordinator", her email signature also includes this- "Certified Usability Analyst."

Hi,
This may seem like a silly questions, but is there anyway we can look at websites through other browsers? Such as look at [withheld].org in Firefox? Someone told me (and I’ve read) that we should be reviewing our sites through other browsers and that [withheld].org didn’t look “right”.

[erika]

The first title makes sense. The second one is akin to my title at home: Kitty Recreational Services Coordinator. Aka it's a load of BS.

So far my favorite sentence I typed today was "Can someone please turn the heat on in here?"

I hope it all pans out. Fingers crossed! The anticipation is palpable!

[DS1077]

"This week's Chicago Reader has reviews of 15 Polish restaurants in town, a.k.a. my new bucket list."

[cutout]

"You think I need to get right with the Lord? I'm not even on good terms with my landlord."

[harris]

"I got of a block early so the addicts wouldn't bother me."

[JonFromMaplewood]

"I don't think it matters unless the ghost of William Safire comes in for a souvlaki."

[erika]

I don't have a sentence, but I just used the term "butt-wise". Pretty cool.

[Christina]

Ha, funny you say that, I just now referred to myself as a butthole in a meeting....