Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)

[Andy]

Excuse me ladies, but there is a purpose to this thread and you two are straying from it.

[Hugman 3.0]

A few days late on this one, but: "Do you want me to hold your potato while you put your pants back on?"

[JustSheaNo]

"What kind of ninja is this woman? She's ungooglable!" [said on a conference call about a potential vendor]

[Christina]

"What kind of ninja is this woman? She's ungooglable!" [said on a conference call about a potential vendor]

googleable is a nice gluppy word to say. I like it, kinda like how I like a nice medium point bic pen.

[Andy]

You have to say it fast. Like guglable (with a long U). Not like google-able.

I'm good at making up rules

[slipperyslope]

I'm covered in BEEEES!

[badgrammer]

"I'm hacking like a black tar heroin addict." (For all of you Intervention fans out there).

[JustSheaNo]

"What kind of ninja is this woman? She's ungooglable!" [said on a conference call about a potential vendor]

googleable is a nice gluppy word to say. I like it, kinda like how I like a nice medium point bic pen.

I lurv a medium point bic, but even moreso I love a Pilot v5 Precise. Ugh, such a nerd!

You have to say it fast. Like guglable (with a long U). Not like google-able.

I'm good at making up rules

That's pretty much how I said it. Un-googla-bull.

[Steve of Bloomington]

Yes, sarcasm. Which is why I thought I'd post it here because the person I was working on the project with thought I was serious. I realize it wasn't exactly taken out of context but the intent of the message totally failed. Humor: I suck at it.

So am I. You're being sarcastic about developing just for IE8, yes?

(That was the best sentence I've typed all day. It's a slow one.)

That is a truly depressing thing, when you say something phenomenally stupid to troll the meeting, but then the end users decide it's a great idea.

'Let's just put all the data in one table. The 'Big Daddy' table.'

[Christina]

I lurv a medium point bic, but even moreso I love a Pilot v5 Precise. Ugh, such a nerd!

I like a precise point some days too. I have many pen moods.

[Pidgeon]

"It's like the creep from "Greasy Lake" started writing poetry."

[Andy]

"happy administrative professionals day, bitch."

[Senator Gothman (D-OR)]

"Why not hire Green Lantern - he’s got a ring too!"

[DoodleJump!]

I mean, Shakespeare said her boobs were like...grey and stuff.

[DoodleJump!]

"I moisten the batter with my tears, and I bake them with the heat of my emotions."