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Title: Dear Spike,
Post by: Pride of Staten Island on February 18, 2009, 02:02:25 PM
As a representative from Staten Island, I would like to apologize for the people of my borough infringing on your right to free speech and physically threatening you.

As way of atonement, I would like to invite you to the only other Checkers in New York City, located at the corner of Forest Ave and South Ave on Staten Island. This is located a few blocks away from the United Artists Stadium 16 Theater. So we can head over there after our meal and see the new "Friday the 13th" movie, thus allowing to give Tom the movie review he's been asking you to call in with for weeks.
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Alvaro from GM on February 18, 2009, 03:51:15 PM
So we can head over there after our meal and see the new "Friday the 13th" movie, thus allowing to give Tom the movie review he's been asking you to call in with for weeks.


Fat chance.
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Bryan on February 18, 2009, 03:56:14 PM
I've been thinking lately that Spike's utter refusal to become more interesting may actually be his form of "discipline" for Tom - and for us, too. Yuck.
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Alvaro from GM on February 18, 2009, 04:29:05 PM
I've been thinking lately that Spike's utter refusal to become more interesting may actually be his form of "discipline" for Tom - and for us, too. Yuck.
HA AH AHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: erechoveraker on February 18, 2009, 07:38:23 PM
I've been thinking lately that Spike's utter refusal to become more interesting may actually be his form of "discipline" for Tom - and for us, too. Yuck.

I hate you for kicking that thought into my skull, oh yuck.
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: crumbum on February 18, 2009, 08:31:39 PM
So we can head over there after our meal and see the new "Friday the 13th" movie, thus allowing to give Tom the movie review he's been asking you to call in with for weeks.

I'm pretty sure Tom first asked Spike to review movies for him way back in spring 2006. I think it was May. I'd have to do some serious work to track down the exact clip, but Spike has been putting this thing off for more than a few weeks.
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Regular Joe on February 18, 2009, 09:02:07 PM
"Spike's Mystique" would be a great name for a bondage-centric adult novelty store.
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on February 19, 2009, 12:22:02 AM
I've been thinking lately that Spike's utter refusal to become more interesting may actually be his form of "discipline" for Tom - and for us, too. Yuck.
HA AH AHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Seconded.
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: SexyAnkles on February 19, 2009, 09:56:12 AM
I always picture Spike as being Igor's pet from The Hilarious House of Frightenstein

http://www.frightenstein.com/characters/other2.html#sloth

So to be fair, he can't get out of the dungeon to see movies in the theatre.
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Mr. Science on February 19, 2009, 08:46:05 PM
I've been thinking lately that Spike's utter refusal to become more interesting may actually be his form of "discipline" for Tom - and for us, too. Yuck.



Brilliant!
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Forrest on February 19, 2009, 09:10:50 PM
What baffles me is Spike's hatred of SI even though he doesn't exactly reside in the Upper East Side. Who has ever heard of a resident of Queens being such a borough-centric snob?
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Stan on February 19, 2009, 10:02:59 PM
What baffles me is Spike's hatred of SI even though he doesn't exactly reside in the Upper East Side. Who has ever heard of a resident of Queens being such a borough-centric snob?

(http://www.thedisciplinedinvestor.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/aarchie-bunker1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: buffcoat on February 20, 2009, 11:43:17 AM
You Yankees with your "boroughs."
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on February 25, 2009, 04:01:09 AM
You Yankees with your "boroughs."

What is the Dixie equivelant of "boroughs?"
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: daveB from Oakland on February 25, 2009, 05:18:27 AM
You Yankees with your "boroughs."

What is the Dixie equivelant of "boroughs?"

"hollers"
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on February 26, 2009, 08:46:11 AM
You Yankees with your "boroughs."

What is the Dixie equivelant of "boroughs?"

"hollers"

I love it!  There was a Possum Holler in Enola, PA where my dad lived for a while.  Spell Enola backward, you'll get a good idea of how depressing of a town it used to be.
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: buffcoat on February 26, 2009, 10:02:39 AM
"Cha'min luttle tahwns."

Alternately, for the suburbs, "McMansionvilles."
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on February 28, 2009, 04:53:02 AM
Very nice, Buffcoat (I almost typed "buggcoat" but then I remember what happened when somebody typed "guffcoat" and didn't want to confuse myself any further).
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Athrogate on February 28, 2009, 02:17:54 PM
"Spike's Mystique" would be a great name for a bondage-centric adult novelty store.

oh boy.
as off-putting as that is i actually have a suggestion:
could we make it 'Spike's Mystique Boutique' ?
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Spike on March 02, 2009, 09:32:41 AM
"Spike's Mystique" would be a great name for a bondage-centric adult novelty store.

oh boy.
as off-putting as that is i actually have a suggestion:
could we make it 'Spike's Mystique Boutique' ?

How about "THE DOMINANT MYSTIQUE", Pets?
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Geoff Johnston on March 02, 2009, 06:06:42 PM
What is the Dixie equivelant of "boroughs?"

Parishes and Klans.  Sometimes a combination of the two: Klarishes.
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Alvaro from GM on March 03, 2009, 12:23:26 AM
"Spike's Mystique" would be a great name for a bondage-centric adult novelty store.

oh boy.
as off-putting as that is i actually have a suggestion:
could we make it 'Spike's Mystique Boutique' ?

How about "THE DOMINANT MYSTIQUE", Pets?

You use the same colors as DRACSEARCH!
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: Fido on March 03, 2009, 02:58:35 AM
Were you aiming for Barbara Kruger on that post, Spike? Because it kind of almost worked.
Title: Re: Dear Spike,
Post by: buffcoat on March 03, 2009, 11:27:33 AM
What is the Dixie equivelant of "boroughs?"

Parishes and Klans.  Sometimes a combination of the two: Klarishes.



Oh, Texas is a WHOLE nuther ballgame.