As a representative from Staten Island, I would like to apologize for the people of my borough infringing on your right to free speech and physically threatening you.
As way of atonement, I would like to invite you to the only other Checkers in New York City, located at the corner of Forest Ave and South Ave on Staten Island. This is located a few blocks away from the United Artists Stadium 16 Theater. So we can head over there after our meal and see the new "Friday the 13th" movie, thus allowing to give Tom the movie review he's been asking you to call in with for weeks.