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Title: Double Down!!
Post by: daveB from Oakland on April 07, 2010, 08:39:46 PM
Someone called the show about this atrocious food item while it was still in "test marketing" phase:

http://open.salon.com//blog/sheldon_the_wonderhorse/2010/04/07/kfc_hates_you_and_everything_you_love

... and now it's getting more of a nationwide rollout. I think? Actually, I'm not sure how widespread the Double Down is at this point. Any sightings?

Patton O identified KFC as the supreme kings of Abject Loser Food ... and rather than running away from what Patton said, they seem to be embracing it.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: fonpr on April 07, 2010, 09:17:53 PM
Someone called the show about this atrocious food item while it was still in "test marketing" phase:

http://open.salon.com//blog/sheldon_the_wonderhorse/2010/04/07/kfc_hates_you_and_everything_you_love

... and now it's getting more of a nationwide rollout. I think? Actually, I'm not sure how widespread the Double Down is at this point. Any sightings?

Patton O identified KFC as the supreme kings of Abject Loser Food ... and rather than running away from what Patton said, they seem to be embracing it.


Where's Ben Kharock when you need him?
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: cory in sf on April 07, 2010, 09:48:46 PM
i'll take one for the team and try this baby out for the good of all FOTs. no no, dont try to stop me.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: daveB from Oakland on April 08, 2010, 12:15:44 AM
(http://static.open.salon.com/files/kfcsandwich1270651459.jpg)


Mmmm ... that sure is tempting.


Wait, what does "tempting" mean, again?
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Joe Rogaine on April 08, 2010, 01:08:28 AM
(http://static.open.salon.com/files/kfcsandwich1270651459.jpg)


Mmmm ... that sure is tempting.


Wait, what does "tempting" mean, again?

What do people have against bread?
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Sarah on April 08, 2010, 07:18:54 AM
That picture gave me heartburn.  Not figuratively, either.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: DoodleJump! on April 08, 2010, 08:32:22 AM
It just made me not want to eat anything at all. So maybe it's one of those reverse-mind effect things?
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: AaronC on April 08, 2010, 09:32:20 AM
(http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/quiz/uploads/1210200053604.jpg)
I'm reminded of this 30 Rock episode.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Christina on April 08, 2010, 10:01:20 AM
That picture gave me heartburn.  Not figuratively, either.

Yeah. I don't mean to be all dainty and all, but that is really gross looking. And that's only the gussied up food-porn photo version. I'm sure the sad-sack reality version is gross and depressing.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Sarah on April 08, 2010, 10:58:24 AM
The thing is, if it were homemade, with decent ingredients, it would probably taste delicious.  But it would still give me heartburn.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Christina on April 08, 2010, 12:17:52 PM
Well, it doesn't look like a cat's ass, it's definitely something like the advertisting pic, but it's still disgusting:

(http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt191/Aunt1eChr1st1na/kfc-doubledown41.jpg)

Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: buffcoat on April 08, 2010, 03:06:38 PM
What, exactly, are you doubling down on?

Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on April 08, 2010, 03:37:36 PM
That picture gave me heartburn.  Not figuratively, either.

yup.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Pidgeon on April 08, 2010, 03:42:38 PM
I don't think it's physically possible for me to eat that as a sandwich.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Bernard on April 08, 2010, 03:45:22 PM
I will gladly try that "sandwich" (I guess it's a sandwich; does a sandwich have to have bread?) and report back.  By all admissions, I have a weakness for fast food "novelty" foods.  There's no way in hell I'm touching that shrimp taco thing though.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Bryan on April 08, 2010, 03:56:33 PM
What, exactly, are you doubling down on?



Colorectal cancer?
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: buffcoat on April 08, 2010, 04:11:52 PM
I will gladly try that "sandwich" (I guess it's a sandwich; does a sandwich have to have bread?) and report back.  By all admissions, I have a weakness for fast food "novelty" foods.  There's no way in hell I'm touching that shrimp taco thing though.

The shrimp taco is just a mediocre shrimp taco.  I've had it at two Taco Bells in NC (Durham and Greensboro, if you're playing the buffcoat Home Game).

It's nothing to be frightened of.  That shrimp is overcooked enough that it only barely has seafood-qualities left to it.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Christina on April 08, 2010, 05:11:48 PM
Durham and Greensboro, if you're playing the buffcoat Home Game


I call the little dog piece. I'm not getting stuck with that stupid top hat again.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Gore Marie on April 09, 2010, 12:15:02 PM
Whatever, I'm hungover and the double-down looks like it will solve all the problems in the world for me right now.


Signed,
Shameless Susie
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on April 09, 2010, 11:33:24 PM
I too will eat that.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: daveB from Oakland on April 10, 2010, 01:25:14 AM
To everyone pledging to consume this thing: I challenge you to eat it as though it were an actual sandwich.

From the picture, I'm guessing that KFC is encouraging you to use the paper wrap as a protective gripping layer, kinda like the tinfoil on a burrito. But that seems like a cheat to me.

We're dusting these fried chicken patties for fingerprints, people.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: JustNicole on April 11, 2010, 03:15:02 PM
The double down has landed. At least here in KY. I don't know if we get it 13 hours earlier than everyone else because it's home turf but, needless to say, I did not try it.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Martin on April 11, 2010, 03:34:19 PM
I could go for some double down action right about now.

So it's not available everywhere yet?
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Andy on April 11, 2010, 03:53:32 PM
I'll be purchasing one tomorrow.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: JustNicole on April 12, 2010, 08:11:55 AM
I could go for some double down action right about now.

So it's not available everywhere yet?

I went to the KFC website yesterday and there was a clock countdown at around 13 hours when I saw it but I went to KFC after that visit and it was already being sold so, I think it was available as of yesterday or so.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on April 12, 2010, 07:14:24 PM
I am eating one tomorrow. Without the wrapper.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Kim Kelly on April 13, 2010, 08:06:21 AM
hey guys, what's the colonel sauce?
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Martin on April 13, 2010, 08:25:17 AM
Don't ask
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: dave from knoxville on April 13, 2010, 09:58:37 AM
hey guys, what's the colonel sauce?

Is it made from actual colonels?
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Kim Kelly on April 13, 2010, 01:47:13 PM
I just need to know if it's mayo or mustard based. ty
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: JustNicole on April 13, 2010, 02:23:35 PM
Hey, did you know you don't have to stick with fried chicken? You can get a grilled chicken double down!
It's 80 calories less than the original: Original: 540 cals 32g fat; Grilled: 460 cals 23 g fat. Interestingly enough, however, there is more sodium in the grilled double down (fried: 1380, grilled: 1430).
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Pidgeon on April 13, 2010, 02:30:04 PM
I don't think I've ever had KFC before, but this thread has made me go for it.

If I see any PETA guys, I'm going to run them over.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: courtney on April 13, 2010, 05:32:38 PM
I refer y'all to the thread from last year where I posted the video of my friend attempting to eat one:

http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/index.php/topic,5894.0.html

Are you SURE you wanna eat it still?

I'm sick just thinking about it ...
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on April 13, 2010, 06:59:19 PM
I would love to see the guy on "Man Versus Food" force fed these, kind of like the first victim in "Seven."
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on April 13, 2010, 07:05:51 PM
I chickened out.

I was invited to go to a Thai place for lunch today instead.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: fonpr on April 13, 2010, 07:12:24 PM
I would love to see the guy on "Man Versus Food" force fed these, kind of like the first victim in "Seven."
Or the exploding guy in "The Meaning of Life."
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: icepants on April 14, 2010, 12:17:26 AM
Everyone at my work ate one this past Sunday as a morale booster.  I think one guy burned his lip trying to eat one.  Luckily I don't work Sunday.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: ChrisRawk on April 14, 2010, 07:51:56 PM
Hey, did you know you don't have to stick with fried chicken? You can get a grilled chicken double down!
It's 80 calories less than the original: Original: 540 cals 32g fat; Grilled: 460 cals 23 g fat. Interestingly enough, however, there is more sodium in the grilled double down (fried: 1380, grilled: 1430).

This is good news as I'm trying to watch my figure.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Andy on April 14, 2010, 11:32:32 PM
I refer y'all to the thread from last year where I posted the video of my friend attempting to eat one:

http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/index.php/topic,5894.0.html

Are you SURE you wanna eat it still?

I'm sick just thinking about it ...
that may have been the most boring video I've ever seen.  not funny.  not clever.  not particularly insightful.  I'm dumber for having watched it.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Christina on April 15, 2010, 06:31:00 AM
I refer y'all to the thread from last year where I posted the video of my friend attempting to eat one:

http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/index.php/topic,5894.0.html

Are you SURE you wanna eat it still?

I'm sick just thinking about it ...
that may have been the most boring video I've ever seen.  not funny.  not clever.  not particularly insightful.  I'm dumber for having watched it.

A) he has a camera mounted on his head.

B) he took video of himself taking pictures of the sandwich.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Andy on April 15, 2010, 08:38:33 AM
I may have been a little harsh.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Sarah on April 15, 2010, 08:46:24 AM
Yes, I'm sure you've seen worse.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: courtney on April 15, 2010, 10:07:07 AM
Ha ha - yeah I think he got the whole "Maybe you really shouldn't eat this shit" point across.

If you were dumber for having seen it you'd, you know, go out & eat one immediately.


(and this guy eats bacon like ain't noone's business)


Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: buffcoat on April 15, 2010, 11:13:37 AM
I may have been a little harsh.

They make em angry in Oklahoma.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Bernard on April 15, 2010, 11:28:19 AM
I tackled the Double Down yesterday.  And it was pretty damn good.

First off, I hadn't been to a KFC for years.  The Double Down reminded me that, in the scheme of fast food and chicken, KFC ain't bad.  In fact, I would say it's one of the better pieces of fried chicken you can get within 2 minutes of placing your order.  Anyway, the quality was a nice surprise, but I'm getting ahead of myself.

You can get the Double Down on it's own or with a side and sodie for a total, in downtown Chicago, of $7.78.  Both my dining companion and I opted for the Mac & Cheese which, besides the overly-orange color, was pretty appetizing.  While the idea of another source of cholesterol and sodium may sound disgusting, it's actually a good idea to order a side, as the Double Down comes out HOT!  After sampling the opener for a minute or two, we headed over to see the headliner.

Both pieces of chicken breasts were larger than I would have thought, but were as greasy as expected.  Your lips have that post-meal grease on them afterwards.  I'm not a huge bacon fan, but the two strips melted into the cheese were placed perfectly - not one- or lop-sided.  The cheese itself was also pretty good; I bet the KFC focus groups probably got to sample a few different cheese combinations, but whoever suggested a blend of Monterey Jack and pepper jack was spot on.  My dining companion, although more excited about the Double Down than I was, didn't finish his.  I ate nearly every bite, save for a piece of fried chicken fat at the end of the top bun-breast.

I would HIGHLY recommend this food if you are under the influence of alcohol.  If you're hungover, I think the amount of grease would make your life liveable again.  

But do it NOW: Limited Time Only, people!

Bernard's Review: 3.5 stars (out of 4)

@daveB from Oakland: Even after eating it for 5-10 minutes, it is still very hard to hold without the wax paper, due to it's temp.  I guess the alternative is using a knife and fork (does KFC even have those?  We both got sporks with the mac), but that, too, seems like an out.  I think the only way is to dive in with wax paper in hand, or wait for it to cool.  But who wants to wait for it to cool?  FAST food is all about the instant gratification.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Andy on April 15, 2010, 12:34:20 PM
I just picked one up. I'll let you know the real deal.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: buffcoat on April 15, 2010, 03:58:10 PM
I could go for some double down action right about now.

So it's not available everywhere yet?


Welcome to the 3,000 club!
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Martin on April 15, 2010, 04:19:55 PM
Thank ye. Didn't even notice!
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Andy on April 15, 2010, 05:02:12 PM
It's amazing.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Martin on April 15, 2010, 05:45:02 PM
It's amazing.

Tell us more.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: courtney on April 15, 2010, 05:50:44 PM
Barfaroni.



Just wanted to say that. Thought this thread would be appropriate.

 :-X

Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: jbissell on April 15, 2010, 11:44:38 PM
Someone at work offered me $20 to eat one tomorrow. I gladly accepted, even though I'll hate myself a little bit.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Joe Rogaine on April 22, 2010, 02:29:58 AM
Hard to believe that there are worse fast food products out there and a salad at that.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on April 22, 2010, 08:11:36 AM
Mike Show super-caller XMASTIME has pointed out that the Double Down is just Chicken Cordon Bleu that's been dumbed down for the 'That sounds French. Burn it!' crowd...

http://xmastime.blogspot.com/2010/04/weve-been-duped.html (http://xmastime.blogspot.com/2010/04/weve-been-duped.html)
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Martin on April 22, 2010, 09:34:11 AM
Someone at work offered me $20 to eat one tomorrow. I gladly accepted, even though I'll hate myself a little bit.

...RIP jbissell, apparently. He will be missed.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: ChrisRawk on April 22, 2010, 09:59:03 AM
Someone at work offered me $20 to eat one tomorrow. I gladly accepted, even though I'll hate myself a little bit.

Haha that's awesome.  You know you've got a winner of a food item when there's a dare involved and the person getting money for eating the food item hates himself.

I'm wondering how long it's gonna be before I buckle and end up eating one.  It's bound to happen sooner or later.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Andy on April 22, 2010, 12:58:31 PM
why is everyone making such a big deal about this?  If it had a bun nobody would give a shit.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Christina on April 22, 2010, 01:06:18 PM
If it had a bun, you'd have to be able to dislocate your jaw like a snake to eat the thing.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: ChrisRawk on April 22, 2010, 04:42:23 PM
I think it's the sheer absurdity of the item.  A sandwich with no bun?  Bacon and cheese between two fried chicken breasts?  It's insanity!
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: erika on April 22, 2010, 06:10:37 PM
I'm just kind of scared of the sauce. What is that sauce, Andy?
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Jack from Arkansas on April 22, 2010, 06:20:11 PM
They should make the counter at KFC look like a blackjack table. 
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Andy on April 22, 2010, 06:43:57 PM
The sauce is just a kind of dijonaisse.

There are tons of sandwiches without buns: they're those stupid atkins sandwiches.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Joe Rogaine on April 22, 2010, 07:57:50 PM
why is everyone making such a big deal about this?  If it had a bun nobody would give a shit.


Plus there's like 15 other fast foods that are worse and you wouldn't even know it. I would never in a million years think a salad could be worse than that.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Jack from Arkansas on April 22, 2010, 08:34:58 PM


There are tons of sandwiches without buns: they're those stupid atkins sandwiches.
But how many sandwiches have replaced the bread with TWO BREADED AND FRIED CHICKEN BREASTS?
It would be more impressive and hilarious if the chicken was not boneless.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on April 22, 2010, 10:19:24 PM
Anybody seen the UCB episode where they had the Santeria booth at a religious convention that was selling cupcakes with chicken heads on them?

That was easily the funniest 2 seconds of television ever.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: jbissell on April 23, 2010, 12:55:45 PM
why is everyone making such a big deal about this?  If it had a bun nobody would give a shit.

I think a bun would cut down on how greasy it looks. That's mostly what makes it look so gross in the close-ups.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Sarah on April 23, 2010, 01:06:54 PM
For me, it's knowing it's KFC, an establishment whose food always tries my digestion.  In addition, two hunks of deep-fried breaded (or even grilled) chicken, aside from being unpleasant to handle with one's bare hands, not only seem like overkill but also throw off the chicken-bacon/cheese proportion. 

A lovely homemade chicken cordon bleu,* on the other hand, is a thing of beauty.

*Or one prepared in a decent restaurant.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: jbissell on April 23, 2010, 03:17:03 PM
aside from being unpleasant to handle with one's bare hands

That's what the wrapper is for! You can handle greasy paper instead of greasy chicken.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Sarah on April 23, 2010, 04:09:42 PM
That makes all the difference!
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Andy on April 23, 2010, 05:41:43 PM
Declaration: you would all love it.

Now the burden of proof is on you to prove me wrong, and I won't accept anything less than you trying it and not liking it as proof. No more trashing it without trying it. That's what I say.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Kim Kelly on April 23, 2010, 06:20:18 PM
I don't like mayo based sauces.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: erika on April 23, 2010, 06:49:25 PM
I wish it were Chik-Fil-A instead. I kind of wish everything were Chik-Fil-A.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: ChrisRawk on April 23, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
Tried it tonight.  Gotta confess, it's not quite the horror show that I expected.  Pretty tasty, in fact.  I give it an easy F+.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on April 23, 2010, 10:22:30 PM
A double down made of Hákarl and some of that extreme maggoty cheese, that'd be something to be outraged about.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: mahgeetah on April 23, 2010, 11:21:40 PM
I don't like mayo based sauces.

You and me both, my friend. If it wasn't for that sketchy lube I would have tried one by now.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Joe Rogaine on April 24, 2010, 12:47:48 AM
I wish it were Chik-Fil-A instead. I kind of wish everything were Chik-Fil-A.


Yeah at least the chicken portion would taste good.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Sarah on April 24, 2010, 06:55:42 AM
Declaration: you would all love it.

Now the burden of proof is on you to prove me wrong, and I won't accept anything less than you trying it and not liking it as proof. No more trashing it without trying it. That's what I say.

Piffle.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: dave from knoxville on April 24, 2010, 09:40:42 AM
I don't like mayo based sauces.

You and me both, my friend. If it wasn't for that sketchy lube I would have tried one by now.

I feel like, even though they do work at KFC, if you asked them to hold the sauce, they could manage to accomplish that. Did none of you ever work a fast food job? Or if you did, was it at "You'll Damn Well Have It Our Way Express"?
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: gravy boat on April 24, 2010, 01:42:35 PM
I don't like mayo based sauces.

You and me both, my friend. If it wasn't for that sketchy lube I would have tried one by now.

I feel like, even though they do work at KFC, if you asked them to hold the sauce, they could manage to accomplish that. Did none of you ever work a fast food job? Or if you did, was it at "You'll Damn Well Have It Our Way Express"?

They could accomplish it but, boy, they would make you pay for disturbing the routine.  My sister does not eat ketchup. We always had to wait an extra 10 minutes at Mickey D's for them to make one like that.  A great mystery of my childhood. 
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: mahgeetah on April 26, 2010, 10:43:07 AM
I don't like mayo based sauces.

You and me both, my friend. If it wasn't for that sketchy lube I would have tried one by now.

I feel like, even though they do work at KFC, if you asked them to hold the sauce, they could manage to accomplish that. Did none of you ever work a fast food job? Or if you did, was it at "You'll Damn Well Have It Our Way Express"?

They could accomplish it but, boy, they would make you pay for disturbing the routine.  My sister does not eat ketchup. We always had to wait an extra 10 minutes at Mickey D's for them to make one like that.  A great mystery of my childhood. 

As a mayo hater, I can vouch for this treatment. Then you spend a few minutes watching the next few people order, which gives the self-doubt and self-loathing of eating fast food time to creep in. The whole experience is compromised.

I do have to say, the move toward making fast food "fresh to order" has tempered this problem a bit.

Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Pidgeon on April 26, 2010, 12:52:50 PM
I used to be alright with mayonnaise, but I haven't eaten it since I saw some video of a morbidly obese guy eating it by the spoonful.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on April 26, 2010, 09:14:24 PM
I am going to wash it down with some Mick Cafe.
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: gravy boat on October 20, 2010, 04:31:34 PM
Fear not, neighbours to the North. The Ontario government has backtracked on comments it may investigate the Double Down sandwich.

Don't say we never gave you nothin!

http://www.healthzone.ca/health/dietfitness/diet/article/877691--ontario-may-review-kfc-double-down-sandwich (http://www.healthzone.ca/health/dietfitness/diet/article/877691--ontario-may-review-kfc-double-down-sandwich)
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: Joe Rogaine on October 23, 2010, 12:24:40 AM
Fear not, neighbours to the North. The Ontario government has backtracked on comments it may investigate the Double Down sandwich.

Don't say we never gave you nothin!

http://www.healthzone.ca/health/dietfitness/diet/article/877691--ontario-may-review-kfc-double-down-sandwich (http://www.healthzone.ca/health/dietfitness/diet/article/877691--ontario-may-review-kfc-double-down-sandwich)


They should investigate the other ones out there that people don't realize are actually worse. 
Title: Re: Double Down!!
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on October 23, 2010, 08:14:40 AM
Fear not, neighbours to the North. The Ontario government has backtracked on comments it may investigate the Double Down sandwich.

Don't say we never gave you nothin!

http://www.healthzone.ca/health/dietfitness/diet/article/877691--ontario-may-review-kfc-double-down-sandwich (http://www.healthzone.ca/health/dietfitness/diet/article/877691--ontario-may-review-kfc-double-down-sandwich)

They should investigate the other ones out there that people don't realize are actually worse.

Poutine
640 calories
297 calories from fat
12 grams of saturated fat