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daveB from Oakland

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Double Down!!
« on: April 07, 2010, 08:39:46 PM »
Someone called the show about this atrocious food item while it was still in "test marketing" phase:

http://open.salon.com//blog/sheldon_the_wonderhorse/2010/04/07/kfc_hates_you_and_everything_you_love

... and now it's getting more of a nationwide rollout. I think? Actually, I'm not sure how widespread the Double Down is at this point. Any sightings?

Patton O identified KFC as the supreme kings of Abject Loser Food ... and rather than running away from what Patton said, they seem to be embracing it.
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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 09:17:53 PM »
Someone called the show about this atrocious food item while it was still in "test marketing" phase:

http://open.salon.com//blog/sheldon_the_wonderhorse/2010/04/07/kfc_hates_you_and_everything_you_love

... and now it's getting more of a nationwide rollout. I think? Actually, I'm not sure how widespread the Double Down is at this point. Any sightings?

Patton O identified KFC as the supreme kings of Abject Loser Food ... and rather than running away from what Patton said, they seem to be embracing it.


Where's Ben Kharock when you need him?
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cory in sf

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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 09:48:46 PM »
i'll take one for the team and try this baby out for the good of all FOTs. no no, dont try to stop me.

daveB from Oakland

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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2010, 12:15:44 AM »



Mmmm ... that sure is tempting.


Wait, what does "tempting" mean, again?
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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2010, 01:08:28 AM »



Mmmm ... that sure is tempting.


Wait, what does "tempting" mean, again?

What do people have against bread?

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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2010, 07:18:54 AM »
That picture gave me heartburn.  Not figuratively, either.

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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2010, 08:32:22 AM »
It just made me not want to eat anything at all. So maybe it's one of those reverse-mind effect things?
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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2010, 09:32:20 AM »

I'm reminded of this 30 Rock episode.

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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2010, 10:01:20 AM »
That picture gave me heartburn.  Not figuratively, either.

Yeah. I don't mean to be all dainty and all, but that is really gross looking. And that's only the gussied up food-porn photo version. I'm sure the sad-sack reality version is gross and depressing.
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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2010, 10:58:24 AM »
The thing is, if it were homemade, with decent ingredients, it would probably taste delicious.  But it would still give me heartburn.

Christina

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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2010, 12:17:52 PM »
Well, it doesn't look like a cat's ass, it's definitely something like the advertisting pic, but it's still disgusting:



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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2010, 03:06:38 PM »
What, exactly, are you doubling down on?

I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2010, 03:37:36 PM »
That picture gave me heartburn.  Not figuratively, either.

yup.

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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2010, 03:42:38 PM »
I don't think it's physically possible for me to eat that as a sandwich.

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Re: Double Down!!
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2010, 03:45:22 PM »
I will gladly try that "sandwich" (I guess it's a sandwich; does a sandwich have to have bread?) and report back.  By all admissions, I have a weakness for fast food "novelty" foods.  There's no way in hell I'm touching that shrimp taco thing though.