Double Down!!

[Jack from Arkansas]

They should make the counter at KFC look like a blackjack table. 

[Andy]

The sauce is just a kind of dijonaisse.

There are tons of sandwiches without buns: they're those stupid atkins sandwiches.

[Joe Rogaine]

why is everyone making such a big deal about this?  If it had a bun nobody would give a shit.

Plus there's like 15 other fast foods that are worse and you wouldn't even know it. I would never in a million years think a salad could be worse than that.

[Jack from Arkansas]

There are tons of sandwiches without buns: they're those stupid atkins sandwiches.

But how many sandwiches have replaced the bread with TWO BREADED AND FRIED CHICKEN BREASTS?
It would be more impressive and hilarious if the chicken was not boneless.

[Steve of Bloomington]

Anybody seen the UCB episode where they had the Santeria booth at a religious convention that was selling cupcakes with chicken heads on them?

That was easily the funniest 2 seconds of television ever.

[jbissell]

why is everyone making such a big deal about this?  If it had a bun nobody would give a shit.

I think a bun would cut down on how greasy it looks. That's mostly what makes it look so gross in the close-ups.

[Sarah]

For me, it's knowing it's KFC, an establishment whose food always tries my digestion.  In addition, two hunks of deep-fried breaded (or even grilled) chicken, aside from being unpleasant to handle with one's bare hands, not only seem like overkill but also throw off the chicken-bacon/cheese proportion. 

A lovely homemade chicken cordon bleu,* on the other hand, is a thing of beauty.

*Or one prepared in a decent restaurant.

[jbissell]

aside from being unpleasant to handle with one's bare hands

That's what the wrapper is for! You can handle greasy paper instead of greasy chicken.

[Sarah]

That makes all the difference!

[Andy]

Declaration: you would all love it.

Now the burden of proof is on you to prove me wrong, and I won't accept anything less than you trying it and not liking it as proof. No more trashing it without trying it. That's what I say.

[Kim Kelly]

I don't like mayo based sauces.

[erika]

I wish it were Chik-Fil-A instead. I kind of wish everything were Chik-Fil-A.

[ChrisRawk]

Tried it tonight.  Gotta confess, it's not quite the horror show that I expected.  Pretty tasty, in fact.  I give it an easy F+.

[Steve of Bloomington]

A double down made of Hákarl and some of that extreme maggoty cheese, that'd be something to be outraged about.

[mahgeetah]

I don't like mayo based sauces.

You and me both, my friend. If it wasn't for that sketchy lube I would have tried one by now.