Author Topic: The Order Of Thing  (Read 20662 times)

Sarah

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #75 on: June 22, 2008, 11:59:54 AM »
The cat or the name?  Or both?

Andy

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #76 on: June 22, 2008, 12:02:42 PM »
Cancerface the cat= absolute top
Face cancer the ailment= absolute bottom
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Sarah

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #77 on: June 22, 2008, 12:06:27 PM »
You should post a picture of him, Andy.  It's only right.  We've seen Sparkles and Sprinkles; he should join the online pantheon.  Besides, I want to see his cancer face.  Later, when he's better, you can post an "after" shot.

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #78 on: June 22, 2008, 12:20:18 PM »
let me go see if I can rile him up.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #79 on: June 22, 2008, 04:42:59 PM »
Cancerface, the mascot of FOT

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #80 on: June 22, 2008, 11:18:45 PM »
Oh my God, Erika, you're a designer. I had no idea.

"But I don't understand why you can't print this logo I pulled off a website! Why are you being so difficult?!?!"

Erika, I am sure you have already heard this, but just in case...

http://www.underconsideration.com/MaketheLogoBigger.mp3

It goes nowhere, but perhaps that was the point. I love it.
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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #81 on: June 24, 2008, 09:55:14 AM »
Bad: People with self-diagnosed food intolerances

Not sure: Middle-aged couples wearing identical outfits

Good: Getting to work and NOT seeing the red flashing light on the phone

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #82 on: June 24, 2008, 12:32:20 PM »
Where should these go?

- Large groups of people riding bikes on roads where the speed limit is 45+ and there's no shoulder. (What is this, Tour de France?)
- The idea that Citizen Kane is actually the best movie ever made.
- Finding unattended pickup truck at the campsite you paid for, then seeing creepy guy in leather jacket walking out of the woods, claiming that it's his site, then asking if he can stay if he sleeps in his truck and finally inviting himself to hang out all night.
- TechCrunch.com

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #83 on: June 24, 2008, 01:30:16 PM »
If geese crossing the street is at the top then any trip to the Pet ER should be at the very very bottom of the list. Is there a space lower than the bottom of the list? Because it should go there.

Either that or just the sounds you hear when you're there...
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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #84 on: June 25, 2008, 10:00:07 AM »
I was happy to hear that



won out in the "opening bands" entry on the list. They unfortunately ran out of gas before the Nirvana explosion lifted all boats.

JP

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #85 on: June 27, 2008, 12:23:28 AM »
Where should these go?

- Large groups of people riding bikes on roads where the speed limit is 45+ and there's no shoulder. (What is this, Tour de France?)
- The idea that Citizen Kane is actually the best movie ever made.
- Finding unattended pickup truck at the campsite you paid for, then seeing totally tubular guy in leather jacket walking out of the woods, claiming that it's his site, then asking if he can stay if he sleeps in his truck and finally inviting himself to hang out all night.
- TechCrunch.com


Those were delightful to me.  I'm not certain where they go, but leather jacket guy has to be low when you're experiencing it and high after it's over and you've not been murdered.

For me slashdot.org is my own personal Kevin Smith / Brooklyn Vegan.com / pure evil.  Aint it cool news commenters too.   Anybody online who denigrates people who believe in a supreme being (or via bumper sticker.)   Basically most of the internet really - you lot are about the only people who aren't insane.

Traveling overseas is good.

Bruce from the 7 up series is good.

I used to really like any new icons when I had Windows 3.1.
1. My Prerogative - Bobby Brown
2. Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison
3. Straight Up - Paula Abdul
4. Miss You Much - Janet Jackson
5. I'll Be There For You - Bon Jovi 
6. Toy Solider - Martika 
7. Good Thing - Fine Young Cannibals

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #86 on: June 27, 2008, 01:40:14 AM »
you lot are about the only people who aren't insane.



"I'm not crazy I just like doing voices"
(something I told my coworker today)

Josh Fenderman

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #87 on: June 30, 2008, 02:53:04 PM »
Where should these go?

- Large groups of people riding bikes on roads where the speed limit is 45+ and there's no shoulder. (What is this, Tour de France?)
- The idea that Citizen Kane is actually the best movie ever made.
- Finding unattended pickup truck at the campsite you paid for, then seeing totally tubular guy in leather jacket walking out of the woods, claiming that it's his site, then asking if he can stay if he sleeps in his truck and finally inviting himself to hang out all night.
- TechCrunch.com


Those were delightful to me.  I'm not certain where they go, but leather jacket guy has to be low when you're experiencing it and high after it's over and you've not been murdered.

For me slashdot.org is my own personal Kevin Smith / Brooklyn Vegan.com / pure evil.  Aint it cool news commenters too.   Anybody online who denigrates people who believe in a supreme being (or via bumper sticker.)   Basically most of the internet really - you lot are about the only people who aren't insane.

Traveling overseas is good.

Bruce from the 7 up series is good.

I used to really like any new icons when I had Windows 3.1.

I don't remember how I actually described that guy but it definitely wasn't "totally tubular"

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #88 on: July 23, 2008, 08:03:19 AM »
HERE IS THE OFFICIAL LIST FOR THE ORDER OF EVERYTHING:

GEESE CROSSING STREET

ADOPTING AN OLDER ANIMAL FROM A SHELTER

FINDING UNEXPECTED MONEY IN YOUR PANTS

SEEING A DOG IN DRIVERS SEAT OF EMPTY CAR

SPORTS AT THEIR BEST

PEOPLE WATCHING CAMPING MOVIE WHILE CAMPING

BILL BELACHECK POST SUPERBOWL PRESS CONFERENCE

STATEN ISLAND

THE PERFECT WAFFLE

GETTING BLOWN AWAY BY AN OPENING BAND

RANDOMLY ORDERING SOMETHING AMAZING IN  RESTAURANT

SEEING A MOVIE AT THE DRIVE-IN

HUGGING A LION CUB/PANDA/KOALA/CHIMP

60 MINUTE COLUMBOS

WERNER HERZOG TV INTERVIEW

BLACK JEANS

TEXT MESSAGING

BLUE JEANS

90 MINUTE COLUMBO

A CALL FROM SPIKE

WHAT IS THIS, RESERVOIR DOGS?

BLOCKING THE FAST LANE ON ESCALATOR

COOLING OFF IN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOUNTAIN

P 90 X AND TOM

ALL THE BORING PARTS OF THE EXORCIST

WATCHING WERNER HERZOG MOVIE

ARROGANT COP TRYING TO CUT THROUGH BQE TRAFFIC

TRAFFIC ON BQE

STUBBING YOUR TOE

PAYING FOR THINGS ABOVE A DOLLAR WITH JUST CHANGE

SITTING AROUND CAMPFIRE WITH SON

THE SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE ACCORDING TO LAURA

THE COOKS REVENGE AT TRIPLE ROCK SOCIAL CLUB IN MINNEAPOLIS MN

ANY GARFIELD SUBVERSIONS

GIVING TOM THE ATTITUDE

TIE: THAT WHICH CANNOT BE SAID/ GUY IN SHORT SHORTS LOOKING FOR TINY TIM RECORDS

WHITE PEOPLE WITH DREADLOCKS

DAVE CHAPELLE-DANE COOK STAND UP MARATHON BATTLE

DELIVERY MEN WHO SMOKE IN CAR AND POLLUTE MY FOOD ORDER

CREEPS ON MISSED CONNECTIONS ON CRAIGS LIST

SMELL OF A LIT CIGARETTE WHERE IT IS NEITHER WELCOMED NOR EXPECTED

DEBILITATING SINUS HEADACHE

LISTENING TO THE BAND AT THE DRIVE-IN

PERSON TAKING SHOES OFF IN PUBLIC

CGI IN MOVIES

PROFESSIONAL GAMERS

CLIPPING FINGERNAILS ON SUBWAY

BROOKLYN VEGAN COMMENTERS