Something that's been bothering me (God help me): None of the things Smith mentions makes a whole lot of sense (leaving aside the mention of "brown," which is gross in a relatively unclear way).
The uh, "cl-word" and the "t-word" are not, uh, direct targets for the "d-word," unless I and the ladies of my world have been sorely mistaken.
Does he perhaps not know, in the parlance of the Gorch, "where it goes"?
