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Wes

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« Reply #480 on: May 05, 2008, 03:25:44 PM »


Buffo - The World's Strongest Clown
http://www.buffo.com

"Buffo is not an ordinary clown. This gentle giant weighs in at over 200 pounds and has biceps that are bigger than most men's thighs. He juggles bowling balls as well as hatchets, meat cleavers, fire and chain saws - as long as they're not turned on! He rips telephone books in half and balances extension ladders and children sitting in chairs on his face. He lies on a bed of nails buried under a stack of cement blocks and walks on broken glass and machetes in his bare feet. He makes animals appear and disappear and escapes from chains, ropes, handcuffs and a strait jacket. He can unicycle, stilt walk, eat fire, ride a buffalo and has a little clown car as well as two big clown trucks, one even has it's own stage. He even has a little dog that does almost as many tricks as he does!"

List of things in Buffo's apartment:

1. clown shoes
2. squat rack
3. make-up
4. a lampshade made of human skin

This Buffo picture has topped Barn Owl Bill for me. I'm afraid my Best Show Fan Fiction contest entry will have to be abandoned so I can work on my Buffo The Clown Fan Fiction.
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« Reply #481 on: May 05, 2008, 03:26:43 PM »


This looks like a Carravaggio.

Stan

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« Reply #482 on: May 05, 2008, 03:36:30 PM »
 Dude, Caravaggio would have painted a night game.
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« Reply #483 on: May 05, 2008, 03:37:10 PM »
oh no! what game is that & where?

It looks like a Texas Rangers game, which explains why almost nobody is wearing actual team paraphenalia.
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« Reply #484 on: May 05, 2008, 03:43:34 PM »
Yeah, Jesus, bring back the baby hippo already.  That's fucking horrible.

Wes, can you just work Buffo into your Best Show fanfic?  Please?
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Wes

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« Reply #485 on: May 05, 2008, 03:59:47 PM »
The highlight of that bat to the face picture is the little girl in the front row, who has a truly amazing look of bored displeasure on her face. We all recoil, but she's clearly seen much worse than this, and can't even be bothered to turn around and look.

On the subject of Buffo, while I would certainly say that Buffo Has No Place In Best Show Fan Fiction, I do suggest that anyone putting together Buffo fan fiction either start or end their story with "Buffo is not an ordinary clown."

Bonus points if you can open and close with it.
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« Reply #486 on: May 05, 2008, 04:12:29 PM »
I think someone should write about that little girl.

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« Reply #487 on: May 05, 2008, 04:20:31 PM »
Such a story might start with "It's a god-awful small affair..."
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« Reply #488 on: May 06, 2008, 03:14:04 PM »
When that picture of bat-man first started going around, there were tons of photoshops of it. This one was all I could find, though.



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« Reply #489 on: May 06, 2008, 03:48:07 PM »
 Last post as Steve McQueen with a Skull Face:



 *double sigh*
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« Reply #490 on: May 06, 2008, 04:01:29 PM »
can't you just delete some of your posts if it means that much to you

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« Reply #491 on: May 06, 2008, 04:13:33 PM »
can't you just delete some of your posts if it means that much to you

 Let's not get into some big debate about whether or not it's alright to be an Artificial Steve McQueen with a Skull Face, young lady.

 Just enjoy the old timey Van Halen.
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« Reply #492 on: May 06, 2008, 04:15:50 PM »
stop calling me young lady *please.

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« Reply #493 on: May 06, 2008, 04:18:36 PM »
stop calling me young lady.

 You're right, that was completely wrong of me as you really are a classy old broad.
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« Reply #494 on: May 06, 2008, 04:32:06 PM »
yes. thank you.