SARAH, how could you??? Now I won't be able to masturbate to the new Batman movies.
Now, if
I said this everyone would think I was some kind of prevert. Although if someone ever said that about one of the Joel Schumacher Batman movies, now there's a new fetish for ya. Imagine the Craig's List posting: "M, 30s, into BDSM, M/M, GSHF, 89ing, seeks someone who looks like Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face. No Fatties."
So FOT Emily told me she posted a pic of me (which she got off my website) and said I was sorta the same person as Zack Galifanakis, but then she felt bad and took it down. But now I'm genuinely curious. I like the guy but I'm not sure what he looks like.
I guess I could just google him but secretly I kinda liked being used for the game.