Tom Scharpling, Master of Technology

[Sarah]

He's got my vote.  Who says a woman scorned can't rise above her petty resentments?

Bobo, I'm sure you'll vote for ur boyfriend, too.

[John Junk]

It's every FOT's responsibility to get this Hall Of Fame up to speed. 

Barring any natural or personal disasters, I now pledge to make a nomination next week, even if it totally disrupts the flow of the show and puts the entire thing OFF the rails.  Or the ski slope.

[Chris L]

Per the FOTpedia (I have about 2,300 entries/updates to do for that if it ever becomes functional again),

Yeah, does FOTpedia not work for new entries anymore?  I tried to start updating some stuff a while back but it wouldn't let me.

[John Junk]

Yeah it's been broken for a long time.

[LostInReno]

I wish I could be in the hall of fame

[Omar]

I wish I could be in the hall of fame

You'll never get there, son. 

[dave from knoxville]

If anybody's going, it's gotta be O-mahhh!!!

[erika]

I agree with Dave.

Include the sounds of Omar typing and the beads of sweat hitting the keyboard as he toils feverishly at his craft.

[LostInReno]

Of course not it would take a lot more than what I do. Omar is #1

[Omar]

Thanks for the HOF support, although I don't stand a chance after an independent investigation -- headed up by former Senator Howell Tankerbell -- recently uncovered the fact that I took HGH while writing a string of recaps in late 2006.  They cited "Here Comes Dutch" as being particularly "muscular".  The special subcommittee denounced my use of the amino acid, and Tankerbell noted that my recaps were "excessively titillating," causing him and several aids to become "flagrantly aroused" while reviewing the material.  I honestly couldn't hear much of Tankerbell's ruling due to a very loud whirring and whooshing sound coming from behind his podium. 

I also tested positive for "White Licorice" (and dust) in a subsequent drug test mandated by WFMU.  I have since been kicked out of American Recapping Enthusiasts.  They even made me return the satin jacket.  Purple with gold lettering.  Omar embroidered on the front.


My nemesis:

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