Aw man, now I feel like a jerk!
You see, one of the things I'm a jerk about is I kinda jump down people's throats if they go "aw man I wish this thing was on DVD" and it IS on DVD. If you searched throughout the internet you'd see me doing this on many other forums. I don't know why I still do it. It doesn't get me anywhere in life. Not fact-checking with amazon.com before making a message board post isn't that big of a character flaw. Nobody likes a know-it-all. Or, a gun-jumper. I was a gun-jumper, with terrible reading comprehension. AND a jerk.
My apologies.