Movie Quotes Continued

[Superdragon DJ]

From Taxi Driver - when all the cabbies are in the diner talking about love and fares, and the conversation turns to midget passengers and one of the drivers says:

"Those midgets are funny. Sometimes l like to hold a midget."

I bet that could crack the official list next time the topic comes up. Two more suggestions for the list from The Mechanic (1972), delivered by the only man who could deliver these lines, Mr. Charles Bronson.

Arthur Bishop: You always have to be dead sure. Dead sure or dead.

Arthur Bishop: Murder is only killing without a license.

I wish I was listening live during that list show, because I think it would've cracked the list as well. A great toss off line that make you think wtf about 15 seconds after you hear it.

[Chris L]

"Can you fly, Bobby?" - Robocop

[orangewhip]

Is "I'll buy THAT for a dollar!" from  Robocop too played out?

[jbissell]

From Gremlins:

From the scene where Phoebe Cates explains why she hates Christmas:

either "The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father."

or

"And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."

[steely damn]

You know, re-listening to the show, Tom mentioned that he thought there was a better classic movie quotes, Star Wars, Apocalypse Now, wtc-

He thought there was a better Porkins quote from Star Wars, and I think I have it:

They came from behind... agggggghhhhrrrhhh (gets blown up)

for some reason, that always makes me laugh...

Apocalypse Now:
Are my methods unsound? I don't see... any method at all.

Never get off the boat. Absolutely goddamn right.

Naw man... he's close.

[yesno]

"Hey, pizza!  It's great!  Let's dig in!"

Douglas Glenn Colvin

Rock'n'Roll High School

[Tim K in DC]

When the record player starts singing "Oh Danny Boy..." during that killer shootout scene in Miller's Crossing.

[jbissell]

Face/Off: "I could eat a peach for hours" (it's all in Cage's awful delivery)

[JonFromMaplewood]

From Cannonball Run outtakes:

Dean Martin: "These bleeds?"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From Dutch (1991)

"What do you like to do for fun?  Oh, you like to wiggle and grunt.  Me too."

[James W]

You know, re-listening to the show, Tom mentioned that he thought there was a better classic movie quotes, Star Wars, Apocalypse Now, wtc-

He thought there was a better Porkins quote from Star Wars, and I think I have it:

They came from behind... agggggghhhhrrrhhh (gets blown up)

for some reason, that always makes me laugh...

From the Death Star space battle, I was thinking:

Luke: We're going in, we're going in full throttle - that oughtta keep those fighters off our back.
Biggs: Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?
Luke: It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home.

[Chris in Somerville, Mass.]

from "Showgirls"

Cristal Connors: I've had dog food.
Nomi Malone: You have?
Cristal Connors: Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow. I used to love Doggy Chow.
Nomi Malone: I used to love Doggy Chow, too!
[Cristal and Nomi touch their chips together]

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What the fuck was up with this scene?  That's some fucking horseshit... even for "Showgirls", right?

[Quilombo]

I have to admit to loving Flash Gordon...

"Klytus! Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer"

(Emperor Ming and his daughter on humans)
"Look! Water is leaking from her eyes.
It's what they call tears, it's a sign of their weakness."

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Oh, youse had to bring up Flash, didn't youse!!!

Man I love that flick.  My favorite exchange from it goes something like ...

Prince Barin:  According to Ming's Law, any prince of Mongo can not be executed without trial by combat!

Prince Vultan: (to a hawkman) Is there such a law?

Hawkman: I'm afraid so.

Prince Vultan: WHAT A DAMN NEUSANCE!!!

[Chris L]

Neither of these would be Best Show approved, but...

Q: "Want some ice cream?"
A: "You stabbed me in the stomach and it still hurts."
- Sonatine

"Ze blood of zese whores is killing me."  - Blood for Dracula