Movie Quotes Continued

[Martin]

Neither of these would be Best Show approved, but...

Q: "Want some ice cream?"
A: "You stabbed me in the stomach and it still hurts."
- Sonatine

"Ze blood of zese whores is killing me."  - Blood for Dracula

Yeah! Sonatine, oh how I love that movie. Still Kitano's best, I think.

And you can't go wrong with Udo.

[Quilombo]

From Striptease
"Who the fuck carries pyhtons at 10 o' clock at night?"
"There's an all-night snake farm on route 27. Ask for Jungle Juan."

[jamesp]

From Gremlins:

From the scene where Phoebe Cates explains why she hates Christmas:

either "The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father."

or

"And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."

I don't know if you're an Adam Carolla fan, but he always had an excellent bit about how this scene ruins the movie completely. He also talks about how it's a scene he'll reference and people think he obviously made up, since they forgot how dumb it was.

[orangewhip]

I approve of any and all Flash Gordon quotes. 



"Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!"

[jbissell]

From Gremlins:

From the scene where Phoebe Cates explains why she hates Christmas:

either "The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father."

or

"And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."

I don't know if you're an Adam Carolla fan, but he always had an excellent bit about how this scene ruins the movie completely. He also talks about how it's a scene he'll reference and people think he obviously made up, since they forgot how dumb it was.

Yeah, that's what reminded me of it.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I approve of any and all Flash Gordon quotes. 



"Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!"

For any who may have missed it, check out my Flash-Gordon-based tribute to The Kid.

http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/index.php/topic,3914.0.html

Let this day be known forever ... as Tom Scharpling's DAY!!!

[bongo]

Dennis Hopper's first line in Space Truckers (pretty sure it was);

"Where's my beer and when do I get paid!"

[andrew in philadelphia]

somewhat on topic, was listening to the sept. 25, 2007 podcast this morning (i'm working my way backwards through the archives) - which was the 2nd movie quote show - and i almost fell off my back step in a fit of laughter when tom broke into "kids" from bye bye birdie after that woman called in with a quote from forest gump her son gave her. maybe the most magical best show moment i've ever experienced. i'm still laughing. and is that paul lynde i hear on that original cast recording tom is singing over?

[dave from knoxville]

Indeed it is

[Chris L]

"Everybody likes to make themselves out to be something more than they are. 'Specially in the homosexual underworld." - JFK.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Best line from The Dark Knight:

"(shouting in Cantonese)!!!"

[samir]

Butch Cassidy: "The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles!"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From the set of "W."

"What's with the close-up of the corncob being stepped on at the barbecue?"

[snogrog]

This one just popped into my head.

"Broken Arrow"

Riley Hale (Christian Slater): You're out of your mind!
Vic Deakins (John Travolta): Yeah. In'it COOL?!
Riley Hale: I'm serious, Deak, your mind has taken a walk off the map.
Vic Deakins: Maybe. But I'm still gonna kick your ass.

priceless dialogue.

[Sarah]

Last night, reacting to Joe Lieberman's complaints about being stripped of his status as chairman of the Homeland Security Committee, Keith Olberman said, "You'll get nothing and like it!"  I chuckled.