Movie Quotes Continued

[erika]

I didn't get to listen to the show last night but I'm listening now and I have one I'd like to suggest:

"I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."
-Pete Venkman in Ghostbusters

[Laurie]

I should have suggested this one:

"We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book."

- Father Ripper, Heathers

[Miss]

Paul F Tompkins already did the best one, Silence of the Lambs' "Was she a great big fat person?"

BUT - it reminded me of another great line Buffalo Bill has in that movie.

(spoiler alert HA) When he is trying to abduct that woman, and he asks her, "Hey are you about a size sixteen?". She gives a dumbfounded look and then he knocks her out. I guess I have a sick sense of humor.

[lizzy jones]

well, you know, dead-pan has always had it's time and place, right? On the lighter side, these are from Moonstruck:

Loretta Castorini: I'm getting married.
Cosmo Castorini: Again?
Loretta Castorini: Yeah.
Cosmo Castorini: You did this once before, it didn't work out.
Loretta Castorini: The guy died!

..........
Rose: Old man, you give those dogs one more plate of my food and I'm gonna kick you 'til  you're dead.
..........
Cosmo Castorini: I can't sleep anymore, it's too much like death
..........
Old Man:(Uncomfortable with the silence at the table) Someone, tell a joke.

[Dan B]

"Where are the paper towels?" - some guy in Inland Empire

[Sarah]

From the 2003 blockbuster House of the Dead:

"You did all this to become immortal.  Why?"
"So I could live forever!"

[erika]

Punch Drunk Love

Barry: I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty.
Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.
[pause]
Barry: OK. This is funny. This is nice.

[Jixby Phillips]

That line in Ferris Beuller where Paul Gleason's secretary names that long list of different cliques

because I think it's fascinating that "dickheads" is a sub-culture in the universe of ferris Beuller.

In fact I'd like to write a sequel to Ferris Beuller where Ferris starts a band with every social group and is the lead singer and has to have a big battle of the bands with himself. Ferris and the Dickheads would win, hands down.

[Brady]

That dickhead stuff reminds me of one. Too bad its toilet talk.

"Shithead? What's a shithead?"- Sean Connery in Highlander 2

[Forrest]

Did anybody do the Nick Cage gems "Listen up, A-hole!" from the Rock or "I want to take his face....off!" from, well....it's the Wang Chung of movie quotes.

[nerryawesome]

I haven't listened to the show this week yet (I'm waiting for the podcast), so this is probably out of context, but I always loved "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" from THE Planet of the Apes (the one with Charlton Heston).

[dotmap]

I wanted to call in but I heard the phone lines were busy and then Paul F. Tompkins called so I decided not to even attempt to follow that. However, once he called I found it fitting to come up with a Paul F. Tompkins quote, it's from Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny:

"having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us".

[timmx]

I'd like to suggest that the right Pee Wee's Big Adventure quote is, "Francis is busy!"

[Tom Scharpling]

I'd like to suggest that the right Pee Wee's Big Adventure quote is, "Francis is busy!"

THERE'S your Pee Wee quote! That's what I was looking for, people! Nobody wants a line from Pee Wee's mouth! Francis's creepy dad is the key!

And someone please note 'I want to take his FACE... OFF'. That's Top Five material.

Tom.

[Sploops]

There are some things that you see, and you can't unsee them. - 8MM
 
It's not your fault! - G.W.H.

End of line! - Tron