Red Hot Chili Peppers

[Tim K in DC]

I hate that band more than few others.

Wait, so you like the band?

Sorry, English major. It was 4 a.m. and I was playing loose with the sentence construction.

I think what I meant was "there are few bands that I hate more than I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers." Or, more simply, "I hate them."

[buffcoat]

I hate that band more than few others.

Wait, so you like the band?

Sorry, English major. It was 4 a.m. and I was playing loose with the sentence construction.

I think what I meant was "there are few bands that I hate more than I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers." Or, more simply, "I hate them."

Mother is an English teacher, but really, that time was just to give something back for the fun I had with your unique sentence structure.

[paul]

That last one reminded me of perhaps the best Anal See-You-Next-Tuesday (band name obscured for filth-removing purposes) song title: "Conor Clapton Killed Himself Because His Dad Sucks." They ended up changing the title to something like "You Killed Yourself Because Your Dad Sucks" because of record company pressure. The title change was partly sad, because Seth Putnam is nothing if not a man of integrity, but also partly cool, because it allowed these sickos to get paid for producing more records with some of the most hilariously offensive song titles in the history of life itself. http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

I've seen them live, pre-stroke and post-stroke. I like Adolf Satan and Upsidedown Cross better than Anal Cunt, but AC has the best song titles. It's true. I love "You Went to See Dishwallah and Everclear (You're Gay)." Also, the simplicity of "311 Sucks" is true and wonderful. Other gems: "I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harrassing Women," "No, We Don't Want to Do a Split 7" with Your Stupid Fucking Band," "You Are a Good Food Critic," and "Kyle from Incantation Has a Mustache."

I remember going to Tower records in high school, and finding an Anal Cunt record, and thinking it was the most hilarious thing I'd ever seen. Songs like, "Everyone in the Underground Music Scene Is Stupid", and "You Looked Divorced".

the new album has such timely gems as "You're Not In My Top 8" and "Your Last.fm Indicates That You Are Gay".

as well as "Collapsing Onstage At Northsix". man, i could've gone to that show for free but i didn't. now northsix is gone and who knows if i'll have another chance to see them again.....

[Laurie]

Oh man, I love it. "Your Last.fm Indicates That You Are Gay, davefromknoxville."

[paul]

to drift back on topic, i actually got into sort of an argument with some dork about how much RHCP sucks. and guess what i heard from him? "you can't deny that flea is a good bass player!"
my response: imagine Tom's impression of Kevin Smith, but for Anthony Kiedis's "rapping". pretty much everyone in the room nearly died laughing.

[Susannah]

Oh man, that sounds suspiciously like, "At least you gotta respect what they're doing!"

The Angry Mr. Bungle Fan lives on in many incarnations.  I love it!

[paul]

to that i say, "i can and will deny anything i want".

also, this person also happened to utter the words "flea is god".

[The Cleef]

i think this one's my new favorite:


Why does Eric Clapton close his eyes every time he plays a guitar solo?


Cause his audience is so ugly!

my fav also.

[dave from knoxville]

Oh man, I love it. "Your Last.fm Indicates That You Are Gay, davefromknoxville."

How can I so love people that are so mean?