"Oh [name], what are we going to do with you?"
I say this way too often to nouns of all calibers; people, places, and things. Examples: "Oh alarm clock, what're we gonna do with you?" (expressing my displeaseure at it's inability to wake me up).
"Oh [local taqueria] what're we gonna do with you?" (at the moment of receiving the wrong taco and it's reticent consequences)...
"Oh local postal worker," (upon receiving another piece of mail for somebody else not me)
"Oh gas heating bill," (whilst glancing at it's astronomical price)
"Oh -" ok that's enough.
And so forth. What is happening to me..? I feel different.