Commercials into TV shows

[unclephilsmovie]

Didn't they make a TV show of the plastic Duracell family

[octopus volcano]

A show based on the "Viva Viagra" guys...

As they continue jamming and male-bonding every weekend in their farmhouse/clubhouse, they begin to think they might be able to make it as an actual band.  They spend more and more time together, becoming increasingly delusional about their talent and future in the music industry.  In the throes of mid-life crisis, they leave their families and jobs, blow their (substantial- these guys are middle-aged professionals) collective savings on recording a stillborn album.  They're forced to live in the farmhouse while trying to secure any possible paying gig, eventually learning to live off the land. They become something like a cult. 

The entire time they may have erections lasting over four hours.

[masterofsparks]

Will their sweeps week episode concern priapism?

[Sarah]

Or perhaps a very special episode about intractable impotence.

[buffcoat]

... the man in the bicycle shop?

[John Junk]

How about the Enzyte commercial with that guy "Bob" who smiles like an insane mannequin.  It can follow the arc of his life, pre and post Enzyte.  At the beginning he's just your ordinary anal-rententive creep with an abysmally unsatisfying marriage, but then Enzyte gives him a perpetual boner.  His sex life at home heats up, and then his enhancment starts making him more confident at the work place.  He gets a promotion, and other women take a lot of notice of him.  He inevitably caves and sleeps with someone from the office.  His wife finds out and things get sticky.  She threatens to leave him, but she can't leave that boner, so their life takes a turn to a dark/abusive/polygamous place.  Basically it becomes Big Love meets, I don't know, Kinski or something.  His boner pushes him into ever-more escalating and exotic sexual encounters and ever-more complex repurcussions.

[Dorvid Barnas]

This commercial is hilarious. Greg Oden should have his own series.

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[paul]

How about the Enzyte commercial with that guy "Bob" who smiles like an insane mannequin.  It can follow the arc of his life, pre and post Enzyte.  At the beginning he's just your ordinary anal-rententive creep with an abysmally unsatisfying marriage, but then Enzyte gives him a perpetual boner.  His sex life at home heats up, and then his enhancment starts making him more confident at the work place.  He gets a promotion, and other women take a lot of notice of him.  He inevitably caves and sleeps with someone from the office.  His wife finds out and things get sticky.  She threatens to leave him, but she can't leave that boner, so their life takes a turn to a dark/abusive/polygamous place.  Basically it becomes Big Love meets, I don't know, Kinski or something.  His boner pushes him into ever-more escalating and exotic sexual encounters and ever-more complex repurcussions.

would it have shrill high pitched whistling playing in the background all the time?

[John Junk]

I think the best thing would be if it alternated between the high pitched whistling and some Badalementi-type theme music a-la Twin Peaks.

[erika]

In a series done in the style of Law and Order: Criminal Intent, The Noid tumbles further into a life crime by becoming a serial murderer in addition to a thief.

[Chris L]

How about 48 minutes of Charles Bronson enjoying Mandom each week?  It could kinda be like Lost in Translation, except instead of wandering around in an existential funk he would occasionally throw his shirt in the air and shoot people.

[paul]

In a series done in the style of Law and Order: Criminal Intent, The Noid tumbles further into a life crime by becoming a serial murderer in addition to a thief.

i own a huge stuffed noid doll.
it's one of my most prized possessions.

[JerryBaloney]

This commercial is hilarious. Greg Oden should have his own series.

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I think Oden is hilarious every day when I drive by the 4 story Oden jersey the Blazers hung on the side of their building, and remember that prank he played about hurting his knee playing Dance Dance Revolution. So now he gets paid to stay at home and make videos for the web.
He is the Andy Kaufman of the NBA.

[Chris L]

There must be a series here somewhere.  Yeah. 
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[Emily]

i can so see mr. loggia having an affair with billy's mom. look at her face when he walks in the door, she's so asking for it! then he winks at her on the way out. he didn't just come over to endorse that oj!