Cooking Omelettes with Ron Jeremy

[Laurie]

I would have something to say if this were a thread about James Deen, because I think he's cute and I like his curly hair. But it's not, so I've abstained so far.

He's a talented guy, but Tommy Pistol can act circles around him.

He's cool, as long as Joanna Angel is out of the picture. She's a crazy, annoying cokehead bitch.

[John Junk]

I would have something to say if this were a thread about James Deen, because I think he's cute and I like his curly hair. But it's not, so I've abstained so far.

He's a talented guy, but Tommy Pistol can act circles around him.

He's cool, as long as Joanna Angel is out of the picture. She's a crazy, annoying cokehead bitch.

Am I wrong or did I hear she's from Jersey?

[Laurie]

I would have something to say if this were a thread about James Deen, because I think he's cute and I like his curly hair. But it's not, so I've abstained so far.

He's a talented guy, but Tommy Pistol can act circles around him.

He's cool, as long as Joanna Angel is out of the picture. She's a crazy, annoying cokehead bitch.

Am I wrong or did I hear she's from Jersey?

With the amount of coke she's hoovered up her nose, I would assume she's adopted Williamsburg as her home.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I would have something to say if this were a thread about James Deen, because I think he's cute and I like his curly hair. But it's not, so I've abstained so far.

He's a talented guy, but Tommy Pistol can act circles around him.

He's cool, as long as Joanna Angel is out of the picture. She's a crazy, annoying cokehead bitch.

Am I wrong or did I hear she's from Jersey?

Yes, and a Rutgers grad (or former attendee, at least) in fact.  The pride of New Brunswick!

[Tim K in DC]

Related, but definitely not safe for work.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/use_of_n_word_may_end_porn_stars